Polar Bear on a Phone
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"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."
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"He hums in his sleep."
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"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
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"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."
"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."
"Which Microsoft millionaire are you thinking about now?"
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A crash test dummy counts sheep.
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"When I can't sleep, I find that it sometimes helps to get up and jot down my anxieties."
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"I couldn't sleep."
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"I may be awake for a while. I just dreamed that I ate an entire pound of sugar."
"If I take too many naps during the day, I find it difficult to sleep well at night."
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The Princess And The Watermelon
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"Honey, you're sleepworking again."
Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
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Counting Sheep Gone Wrong
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"I gotta tell you, doc, this insomnia has been wreaking havoc with my ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound."
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"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."
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"What do you do when you can't sleep?"
"How's the insomnia?"
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"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
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