"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."
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"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."
"Which Microsoft millionaire are you thinking about now?"
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A crash test dummy counts sheep.
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"When I can't sleep, I find that it sometimes helps to get up and jot down my anxieties."
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"I couldn't sleep."
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"I may be awake for a while. I just dreamed that I ate an entire pound of sugar."
The Princess And The Watermelon
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"Honey, you're sleepworking again."
Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
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Counting Sheep Gone Wrong
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"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."
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"What do you do when you can't sleep?"
"How's the insomnia?"
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"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
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"Dee Dee? I'm leaving you for another beer."
"But counting sheep makes me hungry."
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"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."
"Try thinking about something else."
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"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."