"I can't sleep. I just got this incredible craving for capital."
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"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
"An interesting selection, Dad, yet essentially a failure-as you can see, I'm still awake."
"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."
"Which Microsoft millionaire are you thinking about now?"
Tags:love life, love-life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, husband, husbands, wife, wives, millionaire, millionaires, dream date, dream dates, fantasy date, fantasy dates, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, daydream, daydreams, tech millionaire, technology millionaire
A crash test dummy counts sheep.
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, dummy, dummies, count sheep, counts sheep, counting sheep, jump, jumps, jumping, crash, crashes, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, danger, dangers, dangerous, stunt, stunts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents
"When I can't sleep, I find that it sometimes helps to get up and jot down my anxieties."
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"I couldn't sleep."
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"I may be awake for a while. I just dreamed that I ate an entire pound of sugar."
"Honey, you're sleepworking again."
Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
Tags:noah, noah's ark, noah's arc, noahs arc, noahs ark, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, torah, torahs, bible, bibles, old testament, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sleeping disorder, sleeping disorders, sleeping problem, sleeping technique, sleeping techniques, counting sheep
Counting Sheep Gone Wrong
Tags:animal, animals, counting sheep, sheep, lamb, lambs, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, tired, exhausted, exhaustion, sleepy, sleep, sleeping, dream, dreaming, dreams, dreamed, dreamt, national anthem, national anthems, patriotic, patriotism, patriots, star spangled banner, usa, bed, bedtime, bedroom
"What do you do when you can't sleep?"
"How's the insomnia?"
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"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"
The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, open, opens, competition, competitions, contest, contests, playing golf, sleep, insomnia, restless, wakefulness, unable to sleep, night, nighttime, dark, insomniac, insomniacs, night owl, night owls, health, old age, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle aged, growing old, growing older, getting old, getting older, age, aging, ageing
"Dee Dee? I'm leaving you for another beer."
"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."
"Try thinking about something else."
Tags:worry, worries, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, sleeping, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, unable to sleep, sleepless, sleepless night, sleepless nights, thinking, thought, thoughts, concern, concerns, problem, problems, issue, issues, bad thought, bad thoughts, night terror, night terrors, nightmare, nightmares, disturbed, depressed, depression, mental health, troubled, restlessness, stress, sleeplessness, tension, counting sheep, falling asleep, trying to fall asleep, negative, negative thought, negative thoughts
"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, sleepless, restless, city, cities, city life, city living, cityscape, urban, urban life, urban living, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, the city that never sleeps, expression, expressions
The Forever Stamp
Tags:forever, perpetual, evergreen, inevitable, inevitability, cynic, cynics, cynical, depressive, depressives, depressing, minutiae, minutia, on hold, impatient, impatience, wait, waits, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, traffic, traffic trouble, traffic troubles, heavy traffic, trig, trigonometry, trigonometry class, trigonometry classes, dinner, dinners, family dinner, family dinners, extended family, extended families, tax season, bored, boredom, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
"My legs twitch in my sleep."
Tags:dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, rabbit, rabbits, sleep, sleeping, insomnia, insomniacs, restless sleeper, restless sleepers, dream, dreams, dreaming, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments
"I dreamed I got eight hours of sleep."
Tags:morning, mornings, morning people, morning person, sleep, sleeping, bad sleep, no sleep, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, coffee, coffees, caffeine, waking up, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamer, dreamers, good nights sleep, good night's sleep, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, healthy living, workaholic, workaholism, workaholics, the rat race, rat race, sleeping badly
"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."
Tags:dishonest, dishonesty, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, regret, regrets, regretful, regretting, life choices, mistake, mistakes, the real me, the real you, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, overthink, overthinker, overthinking, overthinkers, fake, faker, fakers, white lie, white lies