"I need something sturdy enough to withstand the scrutiny of other parents."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parenting, modern parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, helmet, helmets, safety, protection, protective gear, safety gear, protective equipment, safety equipment, parental, scrutiny, judgement, examination, inspection, sturdy, solid, modern life, other parents, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood
A Real Find
"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."
Tags:police, cop, cops, visitor, visitors, visiting, badge, badges, police badge, police badges, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, paranoia, paranoid, cause for concern, concern, concerns, warrant, warrants, search warrant, sear warrants, search, searches, search and seizure, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, unlawful, officer, officers, inspection, inspections
"Folsom's seasick, sir."
Tags:navy, the navy, in the navy, drill, drills, military drill, military drills, seasick, seasickness, excuse, excuses, making excuses, poor excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses, sickie, sickies, sick day, sick days, bad liar, bad liars, inspection, inspections, military inspection, military inspections, sailor, sailors
"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."
All visitors must be frisked
Tags:accountant, accountants, accountancy, accounting, audit, audits, inspection, inspections, corrupt, corruption, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, celebrity, celebrities, actor, actors, acting, show, shows, theatres, theater, theaters, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
Tags:singer songwriters, auditor, auditors, inspection, inspections, inspector, inspectors, accountant, accountants, accountancy, singer songwriter, singer, singers, performer, performers, triple threat, auditing, regulator, regulation, regulations, regulators, corrupt, corruption, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
Three Financial Experts and One Jerk
Tags:financial experts, jerk, jerks, audit, audits, auditors, auditor, accountant, accountants, accountancy, regulator, regulators, regulation, regulations, inspection, inspections, inspector, inspectors, corrupt, corruptions, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
The Lone Auditor
Tags:auditor, auditors, audit, audits, masked man, masked men, masked figure, masked figures, mystery, mysterious, inspection, inspections, inspector, undercover, disguise, disguises, in disguise, regulator, regulators, regulation, regulations, auditing, accountant, accountants, accountancy, accounting, charterer accountant, charter accountants, ranger, rangers, bandit, bandits
"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, teen, teens, adolescence, adolescent, room, rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, messy, messy room, messy rooms, search, inspect, inspection, inspections, inspector, inspectors, un, u.n., united nations, un inspector, un inspectors, un inspection, un inspections, u.n. inspector, u.n. inspectors, u.n. inspection, u.n. inspections, access, weapon, weapons, weapons of mass destruction, wmds, w.m.d.s, iraq, hiding, hidden
"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."
Tags:infestation, infestations, invasion, invasions, pest, pests, exterminator, exterminators, pest control, pest management, pest removal, inspector, inspectors, inspection, inspections, worker, workers, homeowner, homeowners, owning a home, television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, kids, kid, child, children, character, characters, famous character, famous characters, property, properties, real estate
Useless Eraser Inspector
Food inspection results
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, restaurant inspection, restaurant inspections, inspection, inspections, inspecting, food inspection, food inspections, violations, health code violations, bad decor, old fashioned decor, bad restaurant, bad restaurants, tacky, tackiness, tacky restaurant, tacky restaurants
"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."
Tags:lotto, lottery, lotteries, scratchcard, lottery ticket, ticket, tickets, prize, prizes, winning, winnings, win, won, wins, lottery winner, prospectus, prospectuses, sceptic, sceptical, skeptic, skeptical, thorough, thorough reading, inspection, inspecting, rules, regulations, regulation, rules and regulations, prize money, retail, store, invest, investing, investor, investors, cynical, cynic, bothersome, unsure, unsurety, rude, customer, inconsiderate