"No talking back to the recorded seat-belt message."
"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."
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Employees Must Wash Hands
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"Miss Keenan, I don't seem to be getting any pulse today. Perhaps you should alert legal."
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"There's always one annoying piece left over."
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How To Go In
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"He likes to say we're a team, but really he's the coach and I'M the team."
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"Quick Lassie,-- start a puppy mill!"
The Envelope-America Corporation New Employees' Seminar #1
"When the battery run down you get out and pet it."
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"Don't forget to cancel my subscription to 'Modern Maturity'."
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"We're thinking maybe it's time you started getting some religious instruction. There's Catholic, Protestant, and Jewish---any of those sound good to you?"
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