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Too many coxes.

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"Sleep tight and dream of me."

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"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

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"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

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A man's boss gives him a command and then the man forgets what it was immediately.

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How To Go In

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"There's always one annoying piece left over."

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"This is why you read the instructions."

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"All you need is a bicycle pump, an ordinary deck of playing cards, and a pair of deerskin slippers, and you're ready to begin."

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"As you go through life, take time to monetize the roses."

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"I think I've spotted your problem."

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"O.K., now put Tab A into Slot B."

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"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

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"We forgot his Teddy bear."

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"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

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"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

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"I need you to stay calm and focus. Just put your head forward, kick your feet, and make a paddling motion with your arms."

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"Paint something nice."

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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

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"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."

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"It says 'knock on the third door to the right and ask for Cleo.'"

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Playing the French horn:

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A taxi passenger climbs into the car filled with signs.

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"Swim across the moat but keep the pizza dry."

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"I'd like you to hop up and down on one foot and perhaps sing a little childhood ditty."

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