"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."
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"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."
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"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."
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"I'm not your instructor - I'm just a weird guy making an unwanted advance."
Further Studies in Pigeon English
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"And up ahead you'll see some jagged rocks that will definitely kill us if I don't turn around and pay attention."
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"Not your chord! The chute! Pull the chute!"
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"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."
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" 'How I Spent My Sabbatical,' by Professor Harvey Brinkman."
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"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."
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"This is a teaching hospital."
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The Ultimate Beginner's Board
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Playing the French horn:
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How To Go In
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"You lied about yoga!"
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