"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind
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"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"
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"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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"We did find a creative bone in your body, but it was very untalented."
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"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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"I should be more like Sharon Stone? You should be more like Sharon Stone!"
"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."
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"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"
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Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
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Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.
"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."
"Get a life."
"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
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"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
"And I'll thank you not to refer to these as my Barbara Bush pearls."
"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."
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"He's in a better place now-no offense to Buffalo."
"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."
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"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"
"You're completely screwed up."
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"That's not how I sat on you."