Insult Cartoons

"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC33227
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2211x1727 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, insult, insults, insulting, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, justice, justices, impartial, frustration, frustrations, boil over, boils over, boiling over, irritation, irritations, irritated, irate, trial, trials

"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40088
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1953x1689 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, busy day, busy days, late, late night, late nights, work late, working late, works late, insult, insulting, insulted, faux pas, choice of words, poor choice of words, long day, long days, mental health, insensitive, insensitivity

"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC29253
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2051x1895 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pejorative, legal profession, legal professions, lawyer, lawyers, hated, hate, hates, attorney, attorneys, case lawyer, case lawyers, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, club, clubs, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, club member, club members, in-group, identity, identities, hated group, hated groups

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC123073
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3325x2639 pixels (unwatermarked)
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birthday card, birthday cards, passive aggressive, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, growing old, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, compliment, compliments, complimenting, middle aged, middle age, insult, insults, insulting

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC121720
High Res:
3500x2604 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
website, websites, personal website, personal websites, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, unpopular, internet, webpage, webpages, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiographical, autobiography, autobiographies, uninteresting, bore, bores, boring, loser, losers, supply and demand, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spats

"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC124219
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5544x4697 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
taunt, taunts, taunting, coward, cowards, cowardly, phobia, phobias, phobic, scaredy cat, scaredy cats, fraidy cat, fraidy cats, playground, playgrounds, recess, insult, insults, immature, immaturity, terminology, politically correct, political correctness, preferred term, preferred terms, fear of heights, acrophobia, acrophobic, excuse, excuses

"Charles is a journalist, but, of course, not one of those bottom feeders."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC23950
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1620x1201 pixels (unwatermarked)
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journalist, journalists, journalism, bottom feeder, bottom feeders, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid journalist, tabloids journalists, compliment, compliments, backhanded, underhanded, insult, insults, insulting, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, reporter, reporters, reporting, muckraker, muckrakers, muckraking

"You're clinically boring."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC121757
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5000x5167 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
diagnosis, medical diagnosis, clinical diagnosis, doctor, doctors, md, mds, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, clinic, clinics, walk in clinics, walk in clinic, appointment, appointments, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, boring, bored, boring people, boring person, dull, dull people, dull person, tedious people, tedious person, tedious, uninteresting people, uninteresting, uninteresting person, insult, insulted, incorrect diagnosis, wrong diagnosis, misdiagnosis, diagnois error

"He's got your trudge."

Artist:
Mueller, P. S.
Search ID:
CC134271
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4625x3993 pixels (unwatermarked)
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trudge, trudging, walk, walking, father, son, fathers, sons, like father like son, alike, similar, inherited, inherit, inherits, trait, traits, plod, plodding, trek, trekking, insult, insulting, backhanded, backhanded compliment, alike, inheritance, genes, dna, genetic, genetics, learned, learning, parent, parents

Revised names of various fish by order of the American Seafood Council.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC42175
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766x3141 pixels (unwatermarked)
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rename, renames, renaming, rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, chilean sea bass, patagonian toothfish, fish, seafood, ocean, oceans, new name, new names, nickname, nicknames, cool nickname, cool nicknames, unfortunate name, unfortunate names, insult, insults, insulting, fish species

"I've just been called a 'materno-fascist.' "

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC122872
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4921x4462 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, insult, insults, insulting, teenager, teenagers, teenage girl, surly, angry, moody, modern times, insolent, temper, tantrum, tantrums, fascist, fascists, fascism, vocab word, vocab words, vocabulary, vocabularies, maternal, adolescent, adolescents, adolescence, talk back, talking back, strict, discipline, disciplines, disciplining

"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC121743
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3250x2355 pixels (unwatermarked)
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obituary, uobituaries, trophy wife, trophy wives, old man, old men, grump, grumpy, grumps, hateful, bigot, bigots, bigotry, ageism, ageist, widely-anticipated, article, articles, cocktail party, cocktail parties, insult, insults, insulting, rude, rudeness, dying, enemy, enemies, hatred, hatreds, old hatred, worst enemy, worst enemies, frenemy, frenemies, cutting, comment, comments, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, party, parties

Road Rage Highway

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC42294
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2220x1904 pixels (unwatermarked)
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road rage, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous driving, driving school, driving schools, driver, drivers, see red, seeing red, rage, outrage, outraged, lose control, loses control, losing control, hurry, hurries, hurrying, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, insult, insults, insulting, furious, out of control, traffic school, traffic schools, driving instructor, driving instructors

"It doesn't have a damn thing to do with political correctness, pal. I'm a sausage,and that guy's a wienie."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC25302
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2887x1921 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
politically correct, political correctness, sausage, sausages, wiener, wieners, wienie, wienies, insult, insults, masculine, masculinity, fight, fights, fighting, pick a fight, picking a fight, toxic masculinity, bar fight, bar fights, language, politically correct language, processed food, processed foods, bratwurst

"My attorney says your attorney had to take the bar exam three times."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43666
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1802x1546 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bar, bars, bar exam, bar exams, taunt, taunts, taunting, lawyer, lawyers, law school, attorney, attorneys, law schools, insult, insults, insulting, test, tests, testing, incompetent, incompetence, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC124393
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2932x2669 pixels (unwatermarked)
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joyce carol oates, authors, writers, books, marriage, couples, writing, relationships, comparison, comparisons, unfair comparison, unfair comparisons, writer's block, writers block, blocked, writer, author, authors, insult, insults, insulting, prolific, fecundity, fecund, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, annoying

"Then I said, 'So what does a lesbian vegan Wiccan do for fun?'"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC43756
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2000x1604 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wicca, wiccan, wiccans, magic, magic spell, magic spells, spell, spells, incantation, incantations, vegan, vegans, insult, insults, insulting, rude, rudeness, punish, punishes, punishing, transform, transforms, transformation, carrot, carrots, insulted, retribution, revenge, vengeance

Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC132658
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2733x3700 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mixed marriage, downhill racer, compliment, compliments, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, bathing suit, bathing suits, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, new swimsuit, new swimsuits, new bathing suit, new bathing suits, hurtful, row, rows, spat, spats, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing

"Dear, I hope you don't think I'm too old-fashioned, but do you think you could call me 'Grandmother' or 'Grandma' instead of 'Butt-Head'?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC27777
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3024x2441 pixels (unwatermarked)
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family, children, grandparents, age, old, grandmother, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, butthead, butt-head, insult, insults, impudent, impudence, child, kid, kids, disrespect, disrespects, disrespectful, old-fashioned, tradition, traditional, grandparent, grandparents, rude, insult, insults, insulting, mankoff

New Chess Pieces

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC133546
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4449x4333 pixels (unwatermarked)
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game, games, boardgame, boardgames, board game, board games, chess, chessboard, chessboards, chess pieces, chess piece, new, king, kings, queen, queens, bishop, bishops, knight, knights, pawn, pawns, rook, rooks, princess, princesses, insult comic, insult comics, comic, comics, comedian, comedians, insult, insults, lawyer, lawyers, chess player, chess players, chess game, chess games, chess match, chess match, chess move, chess moves, piece, pieces, check, checkmate, slow, expensive, embarrassing, stupid, old, old person

Vlad the Implier

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC125213
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1863x3824 pixels (unwatermarked)
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terror, terrors, reign of terror, reigns of terror, vlad the impaler, imply, implies, implication, implications, passive aggressive, rude, rudeness, impolite, insecure, insecurity, halitosis, bad breath, mouthwash, gentle reminder, gentle reminders, backseat driver, backseat drivers, annoying, irritating, social pariah, pariah, pariahs, outcast, social outcast, social outcasts, insult, insults, insulting, sideswipe, sideswipes, sideswiping, critic, critics, critical, critique, critiques

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC137885
High Res:
4618x3357 pixels (unwatermarked)
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duels, guns, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, gun duel, gun duels, dueling, duelling, villain, villains, enemy, enemies, honor, honorable, fair, fairness, honour, honourable, victory, victories, scoundrel, scoundrel, insult, insults, insulting, pistol, pistols, pistols at dawn, guns at dawn, mankoff

"Sorry, but 'cute' isn't a word I just throw around."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC124051
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4961x4691 pixels (unwatermarked)
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baby, babies, infant, infants, infancy, cute, compliment, compliments, complimenting, complimentary, insult, insults, insulting, newborn, newborns, ugly baby, ugly babies, parent, parents, parenting, casual, casualness, high standard, high standards, rude, rudeness, impolite, impoliteness

"Desire, thy name is Sansabelt."

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC137675
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3012x2836 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pants, pant, trouser, trousers, sansabelt, cliche, snowclone, cliches, snowclones, elastic, stretch, stretchy, insult, insulting, middle age, middle-age, embody, embodies, unfashionable, elasticated, comfortable, comfort, taste, poor taste, belt, belts, fashions, fashion, unstylish, stylish, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, marry, marries

"If I'm not being too bold, Chief - shut up."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC35815
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3531x2664 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
meetings, office, executives, bold, boldness, meeting, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, moxie, chief executive, chief executives, boldness, insult, insults, insulting, no offense, take offense, taking offense, take offence, taking offence, mankoff