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Insult Cartoons
Insult cartoon 1 of 352
"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind
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brown eyes, brain, brains, smart, smarts, insult, insults, insulting, dating, dating life, single life, single lives, small mind, small minded, condescend, condescends, condescending, argue, argues, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, sexist, chauvinist, chauvinists, chauvinism, genderedInsult cartoon 2 of 352
"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"
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lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, insult, insults, insulting, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, justice, justices, impartial, frustration, frustrations, boil over, boils over, boiling over, irritation, irritations, irritated, irate, trial, trialsInsult cartoon 3 of 352
"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, insult, insults, rude, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, light on your feet, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladiesInsult cartoon 4 of 352
"We did find a creative bone in your body, but it was very untalented."
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creative bone, single creative bone, creative, creativity, imagination, imaginative, talent, talented, untalented, hidden talent, hidden talents, insult, insults, creatives, creative person, creative people, bedside manner, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operation, surgery, bone structure, skeleton, expression, expressions, saying, sayingsInsult cartoon 5 of 352
"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, busy day, busy days, late, late night, late nights, work late, working late, works late, insult, insulting, insulted, faux pas, choice of words, poor choice of words, long day, long days, mental health, insensitive, insensitivityInsult cartoon 6 of 352
"I should be more like Sharon Stone? You should be more like Sharon Stone!"
Insult cartoon 7 of 352
"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."
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pejorative, legal profession, legal professions, lawyer, lawyers, hated, hate, hates, attorney, attorneys, case lawyer, case lawyers, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, club, clubs, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, club member, club members, in-group, identity, identities, hated group, hated groupsInsult cartoon 8 of 352
"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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new jersey, insult, insults, insulting, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, snob, snobs, snobby, rival, rivals, rivalry, bicker, bickers, bickering, sale, sales, outlet, outlet mall, outlet malls, mall, malls, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, save money, saves money, saving money, argue, argues, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couplesInsult cartoon 9 of 352
"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"
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ye olde pub, ye olde bar, ye olde, language, linguist, linguists, linguistic change, linguistic changes, speech, speeches, archaic, late, get home late, getting home late, wife, wives, pub, pubs, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, late for dinner, tardy, tardiness, run late, runs late, running late, insult, insults, insulting, yell, yells, yelling, shout, shouts, shouting, in trouble, getting in troubleInsult cartoon 10 of 352
Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, judge, judged, judging, pet training, pet trainer, pet trainers, jumping through hoops, pointless, pointlessness, boring, bored, boredom, dull, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, empty headed, empty headednessInsult cartoon 11 of 352
"Duh!"
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golf, golfer, golfers, professional golfer, professional golfers, golf enthusiast, golf enthusiasts, overkill, over-do, over do, over done, easy, easy shot, easy shots, putt, putting, overplay, overplaying, serious, seriousness, duh, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, oblivious, obliviousness, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretensionInsult cartoon 12 of 352
Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.
Insult cartoon 13 of 352
"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."
Insult cartoon 14 of 352
"Get a life."
Insult cartoon 15 of 352
"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
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website, websites, personal website, personal websites, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, unpopular, internet, webpage, webpages, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiographical, autobiography, autobiographies, uninteresting, bore, bores, boring, loser, losers, supply and demand, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spatsInsult cartoon 16 of 352
Personnel
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personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, filing, filing system, filing systems, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, offices, office worker, office workers, recruitment, labelling, labels, insult, insulted, insulting, insults, jerks, creeps, losers, scum, cv, curriculum vitaeInsult cartoon 17 of 352
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, meanInsult cartoon 18 of 352
"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
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drycleaner, crycleaners, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, slob, slobs, lazy, laziness, mess, messy, jeans, pants, trousers, old clothes, dirty clothes, reminder, reminders, stain, stains, tough stain, tough stains, insult, insults, insultingInsult cartoon 19 of 352
"And I'll thank you not to refer to these as my Barbara Bush pearls."
Insult cartoon 20 of 352
"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."
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taunt, taunts, taunting, coward, cowards, cowardly, phobia, phobias, phobic, scaredy cat, scaredy cats, fraidy cat, fraidy cats, playground, playgrounds, recess, insult, insults, immature, immaturity, terminology, politically correct, political correctness, preferred term, preferred terms, fear of heights, acrophobia, acrophobic, excuse, excusesInsult cartoon 21 of 352
"He's in a better place now-no offense to Buffalo."
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buffalo, new york, better place, console, consoles, consoling, funeral, funerals, funeral speech, funeral speeches, in a better place, insult, insults, insulting, eulogy, eulogies, eulogize, eulogizing, eulogise, eulogising, death, die, dies, dyingInsult cartoon 22 of 352
"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."
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relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, women, men, man, woman, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed, first date, couple, couples, love, romance, romantic, plot twist, bird poop, droppings, dirty hair, bird, birds, animal, animals, feces, faeces, poo, bad hair day, insult, insultedInsult cartoon 23 of 352
"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"
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bum, bums, drunk, drunks, drunken bum, drunken bums, phone call, phone calls, bar, bars, barman, barmen, barfly, barflies, drunkard, drunkards, message, messages, phone message, phone messages, insult, insults, insulting, wife, wives, angry wife, angry wivesInsult cartoon 24 of 352
"You're completely screwed up."
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unprofessional, rude, insult, insulting, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselingInsult cartoon 25 of 352
"That's not how I sat on you."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, insult, insults, insulted, bird, birds, egg, eggs, chick, chicks, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, grandparent, grandparents, mother and daughter, mothers and daughtersMore cartoons with the keyword 'insult'