"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
Tags:crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, busy day, busy days, late, late night, late nights, work late, working late, works late, insult, insulting, insulted, faux pas, choice of words, poor choice of words, long day, long days, mental health, insensitive, insensitivity
"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."
Tags:pejorative, legal profession, legal professions, lawyer, lawyers, hated, hate, hates, attorney, attorneys, case lawyer, case lawyers, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, club, clubs, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, club member, club members, in-group, identity, identities, hated group, hated groups
Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, professional golfer, professional golfers, golf enthusiast, golf enthusiasts, overkill, over-do, over do, over done, easy, easy shot, easy shots, putt, putting, overplay, overplaying, serious, seriousness, duh, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, oblivious, obliviousness, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension
Tags:personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, filing, filing system, filing systems, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, offices, office worker, office workers, recruitment, labelling, labels, insult, insulted, insulting, insults, jerks, creeps, losers, scum, cv, curriculum vitae
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, mean
"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, women, men, man, woman, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed, first date, couple, couples, love, romance, romantic, plot twist, bird poop, droppings, dirty hair, bird, birds, animal, animals, feces, faeces, poo, bad hair day, insult, insulted
". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"
Tags:psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, undervalued, insulting, insulted, poor practice, taking offense, offended, offense, ignored, ignoring, ignores, attention, craving attention, interesting, interest, left out, leave out, leaving, unprofessional
"That's not how I sat on you."
"You look less like your idea of yourself than you think."
"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."
"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."
"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."
Tags:secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, gatekeeper, the gatekeepers, business meeting, business meetings, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, passing on the message, the messenger, reject, rejected, rejects, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers
"At lunch today, sir, I got a fortune cookie that was obviously meant for you. Can you guess what it says?"
Tags:fortune cookie, fortune cookies, luck, lucky, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, fortune, fortunes, insult, insults, insulting, insults, insulted, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game
"You need to get your cholesterol where your sperm count is."
Tags:low sperm count, sperm count, semen, sperm, high cholesterol, doctor, doctors, doctors office, medical, medical center, medical centre, medical centers, medical centres, physical, check up, check-up, blood work, blood tests, test result, test results, hormones, hormone, hormone imbalance, diagnosis, treatment, male infertility, infertile, sexual health, reproductive health, reproductive system, unimpressed, insulted, insult, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, medical advice
"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"
Tags:crime, crimes, criminal, crimals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, bank robbery, bank robberies, at gunpoint, at gun-point, at gun point, held at gun-point, held at gunpoint, held at gun point, bank eller, bank tellers, bank worker, bank workers, bank manager, bank managers, heist, heists, bank heist, bank heists, reprimand, reprimanded, tell off, told off, insult, insulted, belittle, belittled, mother, mothers, motherly, mothering, scold, scolded, theft, thief, thieves, armed robbery, armed robberies
"Oh God. More condoms."
Tags:halloween, hallowe'en, halloween party, halloween parties, dress up, dressing up, dress-up, costume, costumes, party costume, party costumes, halloween costume, halloween costumes, condom, condoms, gift bag, gift bags, party bag, party bags, safe sex, protection, use protection, using protection, safe-sex, insult, insults, insulted, assumption, assumptions, making assumptions, prejudge, prejudging, pre-judge, pre-judging
"You're clinically boring."
Tags:diagnosis, medical diagnosis, clinical diagnosis, doctor, doctors, md, mds, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, clinic, clinics, walk in clinics, walk in clinic, appointment, appointments, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, boring, bored, boring people, boring person, dull, dull people, dull person, tedious people, tedious person, tedious, uninteresting people, uninteresting, uninteresting person, insult, insulted, incorrect diagnosis, wrong diagnosis, misdiagnosis, diagnois error
"You make me want to be a better person than you."
Tags:choice, choices, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, eating out, out to eat, dining, fine dining, waiter, waiters, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, date, dates, first dates, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, better, better person, self, self improvement, improving, improve, improvement, betterment, self betterment, self image, persuade, persuading, pretentious, pretentiously, self love, jealous, jealousy, competitive, competition, backhanded, backhanded compliment, insult, insulted, insulting, rude, rudely, mean, foot in mouth
"You symbolize everything that's wrong with me."
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, ball and chain, modern life, modern attitudes, blame, blaming, pass the buck, pass the blame, passing the blame, passing the buck, getting blamed, getting the blame, unreasonable
"My mother just told me I look like hell."
"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."
"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."
Tags:bar, pub, barfight, bar fight, bar fights, outmatched, pen is mightier than the sword, the pen is mightier, compete, competing, competition, competitive, advice, giving advice, good advice, saying, sayings, idiom, idioms, cool it, unfair fight, outmatch, fight, fights, fighting, angry, insulted, insults
Cartoon Panel Discussion
Tags:paranoid, paranoia, anxious, anxiety, self conscious, self consciousness, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, criticise, criticising, criticism, hearing voice, hearing things, discussion, discussions, fourth wall, the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, fashions, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion.men's fashions, business wear, suit, suits
"Oh, God. Here comes the global-village idiot."
Tags:insult, insults, insulting, insulted, idiot, idiots, village idiot, village idiots, global village, the global village, global village, the global-village, cocktail party, cocktail parties, modern technology, modern technologies, communications technology, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, globalisation, network, networks, networking