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Insulting Cartoons
Insulting cartoon 1 of 273
"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind
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brown eyes, brain, brains, smart, smarts, insult, insults, insulting, dating, dating life, single life, single lives, small mind, small minded, condescend, condescends, condescending, argue, argues, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, sexist, chauvinist, chauvinists, chauvinism, genderedInsulting cartoon 2 of 273
"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"
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lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, insult, insults, insulting, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, justice, justices, impartial, frustration, frustrations, boil over, boils over, boiling over, irritation, irritations, irritated, irate, trial, trialsInsulting cartoon 3 of 273
"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, busy day, busy days, late, late night, late nights, work late, working late, works late, insult, insulting, insulted, faux pas, choice of words, poor choice of words, long day, long days, mental health, insensitive, insensitivityInsulting cartoon 4 of 273
"I should be more like Sharon Stone? You should be more like Sharon Stone!"
Insulting cartoon 5 of 273
"I love your novel, and I feel that it would make excellent nesting material."
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book, books, novel, novels, literature, writer, writers, author, authors, writing, publishing, publisher, publishers, editor, editors, publishing house, publishing houses, publishing company, publishing companies, manuscript, manuscripts, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, nest, nests, nesting, material, materials, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, compliment, compliments, complimenting, insultingInsulting cartoon 6 of 273
"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."
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pejorative, legal profession, legal professions, lawyer, lawyers, hated, hate, hates, attorney, attorneys, case lawyer, case lawyers, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, club, clubs, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, club member, club members, in-group, identity, identities, hated group, hated groupsInsulting cartoon 7 of 273
"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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new jersey, insult, insults, insulting, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, snob, snobs, snobby, rival, rivals, rivalry, bicker, bickers, bickering, sale, sales, outlet, outlet mall, outlet malls, mall, malls, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, save money, saves money, saving money, argue, argues, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couplesInsulting cartoon 8 of 273
"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"
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ye olde pub, ye olde bar, ye olde, language, linguist, linguists, linguistic change, linguistic changes, speech, speeches, archaic, late, get home late, getting home late, wife, wives, pub, pubs, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, late for dinner, tardy, tardiness, run late, runs late, running late, insult, insults, insulting, yell, yells, yelling, shout, shouts, shouting, in trouble, getting in troubleInsulting cartoon 9 of 273
Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, judge, judged, judging, pet training, pet trainer, pet trainers, jumping through hoops, pointless, pointlessness, boring, bored, boredom, dull, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, empty headed, empty headednessInsulting cartoon 10 of 273
"Duh!"
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golf, golfer, golfers, professional golfer, professional golfers, golf enthusiast, golf enthusiasts, overkill, over-do, over do, over done, easy, easy shot, easy shots, putt, putting, overplay, overplaying, serious, seriousness, duh, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, oblivious, obliviousness, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretensionInsulting cartoon 11 of 273
Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.
Insulting cartoon 12 of 273
"Get a life."
Insulting cartoon 13 of 273
"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
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website, websites, personal website, personal websites, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, unpopular, internet, webpage, webpages, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiographical, autobiography, autobiographies, uninteresting, bore, bores, boring, loser, losers, supply and demand, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spatsInsulting cartoon 14 of 273
Personnel
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personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, filing, filing system, filing systems, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, offices, office worker, office workers, recruitment, labelling, labels, insult, insulted, insulting, insults, jerks, creeps, losers, scum, cv, curriculum vitaeInsulting cartoon 15 of 273
"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
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drycleaner, crycleaners, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, slob, slobs, lazy, laziness, mess, messy, jeans, pants, trousers, old clothes, dirty clothes, reminder, reminders, stain, stains, tough stain, tough stains, insult, insults, insultingInsulting cartoon 16 of 273
"He's in a better place now-no offense to Buffalo."
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buffalo, new york, better place, console, consoles, consoling, funeral, funerals, funeral speech, funeral speeches, in a better place, insult, insults, insulting, eulogy, eulogies, eulogize, eulogizing, eulogise, eulogising, death, die, dies, dyingInsulting cartoon 17 of 273
"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"
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bum, bums, drunk, drunks, drunken bum, drunken bums, phone call, phone calls, bar, bars, barman, barmen, barfly, barflies, drunkard, drunkards, message, messages, phone message, phone messages, insult, insults, insulting, wife, wives, angry wife, angry wivesInsulting cartoon 18 of 273
"You're completely screwed up."
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unprofessional, rude, insult, insulting, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counselingInsulting cartoon 19 of 273
". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"
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psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, undervalued, insulting, insulted, poor practice, taking offense, offended, offense, ignored, ignoring, ignores, attention, craving attention, interesting, interest, left out, leave out, leaving, unprofessionalInsulting cartoon 20 of 273
"You look less like your idea of yourself than you think."
Insulting cartoon 21 of 273
"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."
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hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, shaved, bald, no hair, looks, style, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, criticising, criticizing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, beauty, insult, insults, insulting, backhanded compliment, backhanded complimentsInsulting cartoon 22 of 273
"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."
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husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, long term marriage, middle aged, spice it up, stale, insult, insulted, insulting, rude, bored, boring, curious, sexual exploration, sarcasm, sarcasticInsulting cartoon 23 of 273
"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."
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secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, gatekeeper, the gatekeepers, business meeting, business meetings, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, passing on the message, the messenger, reject, rejected, rejects, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managersInsulting cartoon 24 of 273
"I thought of you the minute I saw it, Mrs. Webb."
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butcher, butchers, insult, insults, insulting, accidental insult, accidental insults, ugly, ugliness, meat, meats, butchers shop, butchers shops, butcher's shop, butcher's shops, butcher's, meat in paper, raw meat, raw meats, butchers stores, butchers store, butcher's store, butcher's stores, deli, delisInsulting cartoon 25 of 273
"Charles is a journalist, but, of course, not one of those bottom feeders."
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journalist, journalists, journalism, bottom feeder, bottom feeders, tabloid, tabloids, tabloid journalist, tabloids journalists, compliment, compliments, backhanded, underhanded, insult, insults, insulting, introduction, introductions, introduce, introducing, reporter, reporters, reporting, muckraker, muckrakers, muckrakingMore cartoons with the keyword 'insulting'