"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind
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"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"
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"I'm going to be late, dear. It's total craziness here."
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"I should be more like Sharon Stone? You should be more like Sharon Stone!"
"I love your novel, and I feel that it would make excellent nesting material."
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"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."
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"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"
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Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
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Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.
"Get a life."
"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
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"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
"He's in a better place now-no offense to Buffalo."
"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"
"You're completely screwed up."
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". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"
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"You look less like your idea of yourself than you think."
"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."
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"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."
"I'm sorry, but Mr. Barclay is not putting up with people like you anymore."
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"I thought of you the minute I saw it, Mrs. Webb."
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"Charles is a journalist, but, of course, not one of those bottom feeders."
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