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Insults Cartoons
Insults cartoon 1 of 311
"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind
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brown eyes, brain, brains, smart, smarts, insult, insults, insulting, dating, dating life, single life, single lives, small mind, small minded, condescend, condescends, condescending, argue, argues, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, sexist, chauvinist, chauvinists, chauvinism, genderedInsults cartoon 2 of 311
"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"
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lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, insult, insults, insulting, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, justice, justices, impartial, frustration, frustrations, boil over, boils over, boiling over, irritation, irritations, irritated, irate, trial, trialsInsults cartoon 3 of 311
"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, insult, insults, rude, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, light on your feet, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladiesInsults cartoon 4 of 311
"We did find a creative bone in your body, but it was very untalented."
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creative bone, single creative bone, creative, creativity, imagination, imaginative, talent, talented, untalented, hidden talent, hidden talents, insult, insults, creatives, creative person, creative people, bedside manner, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operation, surgery, bone structure, skeleton, expression, expressions, saying, sayingsInsults cartoon 5 of 311
"I should be more like Sharon Stone? You should be more like Sharon Stone!"
Insults cartoon 6 of 311
"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."
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pejorative, legal profession, legal professions, lawyer, lawyers, hated, hate, hates, attorney, attorneys, case lawyer, case lawyers, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, club, clubs, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, club member, club members, in-group, identity, identities, hated group, hated groupsInsults cartoon 7 of 311
"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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new jersey, insult, insults, insulting, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, snob, snobs, snobby, rival, rivals, rivalry, bicker, bickers, bickering, sale, sales, outlet, outlet mall, outlet malls, mall, malls, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, save money, saves money, saving money, argue, argues, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couplesInsults cartoon 8 of 311
"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"
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ye olde pub, ye olde bar, ye olde, language, linguist, linguists, linguistic change, linguistic changes, speech, speeches, archaic, late, get home late, getting home late, wife, wives, pub, pubs, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, late for dinner, tardy, tardiness, run late, runs late, running late, insult, insults, insulting, yell, yells, yelling, shout, shouts, shouting, in trouble, getting in troubleInsults cartoon 9 of 311
Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, judge, judged, judging, pet training, pet trainer, pet trainers, jumping through hoops, pointless, pointlessness, boring, bored, boredom, dull, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, empty headed, empty headednessInsults cartoon 10 of 311
"Duh!"
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golf, golfer, golfers, professional golfer, professional golfers, golf enthusiast, golf enthusiasts, overkill, over-do, over do, over done, easy, easy shot, easy shots, putt, putting, overplay, overplaying, serious, seriousness, duh, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, oblivious, obliviousness, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretensionInsults cartoon 11 of 311
Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.
Insults cartoon 12 of 311
"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."
Insults cartoon 13 of 311
"Get a life."
Insults cartoon 14 of 311
"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
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website, websites, personal website, personal websites, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, unpopular, internet, webpage, webpages, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiographical, autobiography, autobiographies, uninteresting, bore, bores, boring, loser, losers, supply and demand, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spatsInsults cartoon 15 of 311
Personnel
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personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, filing, filing system, filing systems, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, offices, office worker, office workers, recruitment, labelling, labels, insult, insulted, insulting, insults, jerks, creeps, losers, scum, cv, curriculum vitaeInsults cartoon 16 of 311
"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
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drycleaner, crycleaners, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, slob, slobs, lazy, laziness, mess, messy, jeans, pants, trousers, old clothes, dirty clothes, reminder, reminders, stain, stains, tough stain, tough stains, insult, insults, insultingInsults cartoon 17 of 311
"And I'll thank you not to refer to these as my Barbara Bush pearls."
Insults cartoon 18 of 311
"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."
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taunt, taunts, taunting, coward, cowards, cowardly, phobia, phobias, phobic, scaredy cat, scaredy cats, fraidy cat, fraidy cats, playground, playgrounds, recess, insult, insults, immature, immaturity, terminology, politically correct, political correctness, preferred term, preferred terms, fear of heights, acrophobia, acrophobic, excuse, excusesInsults cartoon 19 of 311
"He's in a better place now-no offense to Buffalo."
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buffalo, new york, better place, console, consoles, consoling, funeral, funerals, funeral speech, funeral speeches, in a better place, insult, insults, insulting, eulogy, eulogies, eulogize, eulogizing, eulogise, eulogising, death, die, dies, dyingInsults cartoon 20 of 311
"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"
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bum, bums, drunk, drunks, drunken bum, drunken bums, phone call, phone calls, bar, bars, barman, barmen, barfly, barflies, drunkard, drunkards, message, messages, phone message, phone messages, insult, insults, insulting, wife, wives, angry wife, angry wivesInsults cartoon 21 of 311
"That's not how I sat on you."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, insult, insults, insulted, bird, birds, egg, eggs, chick, chicks, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, grandparent, grandparents, mother and daughter, mothers and daughtersInsults cartoon 22 of 311
"You look less like your idea of yourself than you think."
Insults cartoon 23 of 311
"For your birthday, I've made a list of annoying tics you might want to take care of."
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birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, birthday gift, birthdays gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, getting old, getting older, ageing, bad gift, bad gifts, insult, insults, tic, tics, annoying, irritating, irritation, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputesInsults cartoon 24 of 311
"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."
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hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, shaved, bald, no hair, looks, style, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, criticising, criticizing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, beauty, insult, insults, insulting, backhanded compliment, backhanded complimentsInsults cartoon 25 of 311
"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."
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peasant, peasants, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, medieval times, the dark ages, underling, underlings, hierarchy, hierarchies, superiority, insult, insults, insulted, offend, offending, disdain, reject, rejected, upper class, upper classes, snob, snobs, snobbery, inverse snobberyMore cartoons with the keyword 'insults'