"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind
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brown eyes, brain, brains, smart, smarts, insult, insults, insulting, dating, dating life, single life, single lives, small mind, small minded, condescend, condescends, condescending, argue, argues, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, sexist, chauvinist, chauvinists, chauvinism, gendered"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"
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lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, insult, insults, insulting, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, justice, justices, impartial, frustration, frustrations, boil over, boils over, boiling over, irritation, irritations, irritated, irate, trial, trials"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, insult, insults, rude, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, light on your feet, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies"We did find a creative bone in your body, but it was very untalented."
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creative bone, single creative bone, creative, creativity, imagination, imaginative, talent, talented, untalented, hidden talent, hidden talents, insult, insults, creatives, creative person, creative people, bedside manner, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operation, surgery, bone structure, skeleton, expression, expressions, saying, sayings"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."
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pejorative, legal profession, legal professions, lawyer, lawyers, hated, hate, hates, attorney, attorneys, case lawyer, case lawyers, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, club, clubs, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, club member, club members, in-group, identity, identities, hated group, hated groups"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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new jersey, insult, insults, insulting, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, snob, snobs, snobby, rival, rivals, rivalry, bicker, bickers, bickering, sale, sales, outlet, outlet mall, outlet malls, mall, malls, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, save money, saves money, saving money, argue, argues, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples"Midnight already? Zounds! My wife will heap contumely upon my head!"
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ye olde pub, ye olde bar, ye olde, language, linguist, linguists, linguistic change, linguistic changes, speech, speeches, archaic, late, get home late, getting home late, wife, wives, pub, pubs, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, late for dinner, tardy, tardiness, run late, runs late, running late, insult, insults, insulting, yell, yells, yelling, shout, shouts, shouting, in trouble, getting in troubleJump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, judge, judged, judging, pet training, pet trainer, pet trainers, jumping through hoops, pointless, pointlessness, boring, bored, boredom, dull, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, empty headed, empty headedness"Duh!"
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golf, golfer, golfers, professional golfer, professional golfers, golf enthusiast, golf enthusiasts, overkill, over-do, over do, over done, easy, easy shot, easy shots, putt, putting, overplay, overplaying, serious, seriousness, duh, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, oblivious, obliviousness, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
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website, websites, personal website, personal websites, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, unpopular, internet, webpage, webpages, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiographical, autobiography, autobiographies, uninteresting, bore, bores, boring, loser, losers, supply and demand, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spatsPersonnel
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personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, filing, filing system, filing systems, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, offices, office worker, office workers, recruitment, labelling, labels, insult, insulted, insulting, insults, jerks, creeps, losers, scum, cv, curriculum vitae"I can get out most of the stains, but some will remain to remain you what a slob you are."
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drycleaner, crycleaners, dry cleaner, dry cleaners, slob, slobs, lazy, laziness, mess, messy, jeans, pants, trousers, old clothes, dirty clothes, reminder, reminders, stain, stains, tough stain, tough stains, insult, insults, insulting"I'm not a scaredy-cat - I'm phobic."
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taunt, taunts, taunting, coward, cowards, cowardly, phobia, phobias, phobic, scaredy cat, scaredy cats, fraidy cat, fraidy cats, playground, playgrounds, recess, insult, insults, immature, immaturity, terminology, politically correct, political correctness, preferred term, preferred terms, fear of heights, acrophobia, acrophobic, excuse, excuses"He's in a better place now-no offense to Buffalo."
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buffalo, new york, better place, console, consoles, consoling, funeral, funerals, funeral speech, funeral speeches, in a better place, insult, insults, insulting, eulogy, eulogies, eulogize, eulogizing, eulogise, eulogising, death, die, dies, dying"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"
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bum, bums, drunk, drunks, drunken bum, drunken bums, phone call, phone calls, bar, bars, barman, barmen, barfly, barflies, drunkard, drunkards, message, messages, phone message, phone messages, insult, insults, insulting, wife, wives, angry wife, angry wives"That's not how I sat on you."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, insult, insults, insulted, bird, birds, egg, eggs, chick, chicks, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, grandparent, grandparents, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters"For your birthday, I've made a list of annoying tics you might want to take care of."
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birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, birthday gift, birthdays gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, getting old, getting older, ageing, bad gift, bad gifts, insult, insults, tic, tics, annoying, irritating, irritation, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes"Somehow, on you it doesn't look shaved—it just looks bald."
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hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, shaved, bald, no hair, looks, style, critic, critics, critique, critiquing, criticising, criticizing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, beauty, insult, insults, insulting, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."
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peasant, peasants, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, medieval times, the dark ages, underling, underlings, hierarchy, hierarchies, superiority, insult, insults, insulted, offend, offending, disdain, reject, rejected, upper class, upper classes, snob, snobs, snobbery, inverse snobbery