"I'm just here for the dental."
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"Uh-oh, your coverage doesn't seem to include illness."
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Close encounter of the uninsured kind.
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"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."
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Good Luck With the American Health-Care System
"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."
"Is there a doctor who accepts Medicaid in the house?"
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"Very scary, Jennifer—does anyone else have an H.M.O. horror story?"
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"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."
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"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."
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"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."
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"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."
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"Actually, this is the one condition your insurance does cover."
"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."
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"By your own admission, Bennett, you have twelve children. I'm afraid our insurance company defines that as a preexisting condition."
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Your Pizza Dollar
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"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."
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"You're responding beautifully. Let's go ahead and see what happens if we increase your deductible."
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"We don't want you inviting friends over to play. There are liability issues."
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"Let's play health care!"
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"Why carry malpractice insurance if you don't malpractice once in a while?"
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"You can't be insured, Harry and Louise, because of your preëxisting condition."
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"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."
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"My career doesn't reflect what my passions are as much as where my health insurance is."
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