Insurance Cartoons

"I'm just here for the dental."

"Uh-oh, your coverage doesn't seem to include illness."

Close encounter of the uninsured kind.

"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."

Good Luck With the American Health-Care System

"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."

"Is there a doctor who accepts Medicaid in the house?"

"Very scary, Jennifer—does anyone else have an H.M.O. horror story?"

"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."

"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."

"No, but I can tell you the meaning of whole or term life insurance."

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

"Actually, this is the one condition your insurance does cover."

"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."

"By your own admission, Bennett, you have twelve children. I'm afraid our insurance company defines that as a preexisting condition."

Your Pizza Dollar

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

"Insurance, anyone?"

"You're responding beautifully. Let's go ahead and see what happens if we increase your deductible."

"We don't want you inviting friends over to play. There are liability issues."

"Let's play health care!"

"Why carry malpractice insurance if you don't malpractice once in a while?"

"You can't be insured, Harry and Louise, because of your preëxisting condition."

"I just know I'm going to love horses all my life. That's why I'm planning to have a career in banking, insurance, and real estate."

"My career doesn't reflect what my passions are as much as where my health insurance is."