"I'm just here for the dental."
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"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."
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"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"
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The Evolution of Insurance
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"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
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"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."
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"Would you like to insure that agaisnt fire?"
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