"I'm just here for the dental."
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"Is there a doctor who accepts Medicaid in the house?"
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"Why carry malpractice insurance if you don't malpractice once in a while?"
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"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."
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"You faked your death once before—how do I know you're not faking it now?"
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"You're lucky that painting was of a horse."
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"I'm sorry, sir, but if you weren't wearing clean underwear we automatically deny your claim."
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"There are no medical or pension benefits, but the employees' lounge has excellent free coffee."
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"Do you offer a buyer protection plan?"
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The Evolution of Insurance
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"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."
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Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".
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"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."
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"Yes, you deposit is federally insured, but only up to six dollars. Now, how would you like that?"
"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
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