"I'm sorry, but a singularity inside the apartment is hardly the co-op's responsibility."
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Beltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."
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"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."
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"That's all we get around here: Gimme, gimme, gimme."
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World of Insurance
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"When you get a title remember title insurance."
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"I used to write the songs—now I write the insurance policies."
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