"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."
"Jason is cute as a bug, but he sure is one thickheaded little sucker."
"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."
"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"
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"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."
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"The Mind Of Whiskers."
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"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."
"Did you know that DNA spelled backwards is AND? Makes you think."
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"For the last time—Daddy doesn't do sports."
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"If I knew you were gonna just sit there I woulda transplanted the itty bitty brain."
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"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."
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"Conversation - what a concept!"
"Do you have 'Intelligence for Idiots'?"
"It's all right, sweetie. In the information age, everybody feels stupid."
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"Stop Calling Me 'A Cassandra'. You don't know any other Cassandras!"
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"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."
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"I dumbed it down."
Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
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They Saved Trump's Brain!
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"Remember when we were kids and thought adults knew everything?"
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It's the stupid, stupid.
"The kids at school were fine - I just keep taunting myself about never producing a great body of work."
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