"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."
"Jason is cute as a bug, but he sure is one thickheaded little sucker."
"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."
"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"
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"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."
"Did you know that DNA spelled backwards is AND? Makes you think."
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"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."
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"Conversation - what a concept!"
"Do you have 'Intelligence for Idiots'?"
"It's all right, sweetie. In the information age, everybody feels stupid."
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Santa's not-so-bright younger brother Eugene.
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They Saved Trump's Brain!
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"The kids at school were fine - I just keep taunting myself about never producing a great body of work."
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