"I'm not sure I can help you - all your issues seem to be copyright-related."
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"Any intellectual property yet, honey?"
"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."
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"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."
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"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."
"We're a natural, Rachel. I handle intellectual property, and you're a content-provider."
"You have to admit that your chip looks a lot like their chip."
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"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."
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A man looks through books in a section of a bookstore labeled "Plagiarism".
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"A final word of thanks to those hard working scholars: The Term-Paper Ghostwriters."
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"I'm afraid you can't sure cartoonist for using your image- you can only kill them."
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"Hon, was Skippy your concept or mine?"
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"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."
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Sue the Author 3PM
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The Guy Who Invented the Wheel
"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."
"Stop having good ideas for other people."
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Medieval Patent Office
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"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"
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"Here's a new bill to pay. . . intellectual property tax!"
"It's not a multiverse. It's a copyright violation."
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