Intelligence Cartoons

"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."

"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."

"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."

"I get it!"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

"You just don't get it, do you?"

"Jeremy reads children's books."

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"He's never been very good with his hands."

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

Of Men and Mice

Animal and Human Memory

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

"That just shows how little you know."

"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."

"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

Robot cat passes Turing test.