"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."
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"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."
"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
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"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
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"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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"I get it!"
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Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"
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"You just don't get it, do you?"
"Jeremy reads children's books."
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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
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"He's never been very good with his hands."
"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"
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"All the kids have noticed that Mom wears Russian Army boots."
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Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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Of Men and Mice
Animal and Human Memory
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"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."
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"That just shows how little you know."
"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."
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"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."
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Robot cat passes Turing test.
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