Intelligent Cartoons

"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC22344
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6334x4800 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, doggos, doggo, posh, human, fancy, intelligent, sophisticated, go out, subvert, expectations, expectation, family, families, family pet, top dog, unrealistic, surprising, surprised, going out, let the dog out, let the dogs out, let dog out

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC119225
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3000x2281 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wittgenstein, learn, learned, learning, knowledge, knowledgeable, intelligent, intelligence, fashion, fashions, communicate, communication, ludwig, ludwig wittgenstein, vienna circle, philosophy, philosophical, scholar, scholarly, trend, trends, shop, shopping, shops, dressing, dress, consumerism, education, educate, philosopher, analytic, positivism, logic, logics, persona, public image

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC27945
High Res:
1508x1534 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lit, literature, literary, literatures, lit major, vocab, vocabulary, words, word, language, languages, brain, brains, smart, smarter, smartness, intelligent, intelligence, brain, brains, x-ray, xray, x ray, scan, scans, scanned, medical, doctor, doctors, consultant, consultants, surgery, surgeon, skull, skulls, exam, examination, appointment, word, words, play on words, word play

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC131150
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3000x2650 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
smart, intelligence, intelligent, clever, bright, brilliant, sharp, sperm bank, sperm, sperms, sperm banks, sell sperm, sperm donation, donating sperm, semen bank, semen banks, cryobank, cryobanks, browse, browsing, logic, thought through, witty, smart, critical, pregnancy, trying for a baby, trying for babies, sell, selling, harsh

Are You As Dumb As a Post?

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC37608
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2416x3197 pixels (unwatermarked)
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stupid, stupid test, test, testing, iq test, iq, intelligent, intelligence, brain teaser, brain teasers, brain, brains, stupidity, dumb, dumber, dumb as a post, idiot, idiocy, idiotic, idiots, idiotically, personify, personified, personification, are you as smart as a, smart as a, dumb as a, spoof, spoofs, spoofed, parody, parodied, parodies, quiz, quizzes, exam, exams

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC34666
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2035x2102 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, intelligent, intelligence, incompatible, incompatibility, compatible, compatibility, chemistry, lack of chemistry, date, dates, dating, single life, desperate, desperation, brain, brains, academic, academics, scholar, scholars, educated, educated people, egghead, eggheads, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, geeky, nerdy, scientist, scientists, study, studies, studying

Of Men and Mice

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC42109
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2286x3061 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mice, mouse, genetic engineering, genetic engineer, genetic engineers, smart, smarts, intelligence, intelligent, gmo, gmos, genetically modified, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, boost, boosts, boosting, intelligence training, smarter

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC34421
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2039x1918 pixels (unwatermarked)
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rhinoceros, rhino, rhinoceroses, rhinos, white rhino, black rhino, white rhinoceros, black rhinoceros, dream, dreaming, dreams, unintelligent, fantasy, fantasizing, intelligent, ungulate, ungulates, science, biology, dumb, stupid, clever, smart, newspaper, newspapers, wish, wishes

"There's a dog in Wisconsin that tells jokes."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC132146
High Res:
3028x2847 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, smart, smart dog, smart dogs, smart pet, smart pets, intelligent, joke, jokes, telling jokes, leash, leashes, walk the dog, walking the dog, walkies, annoying, annoy, pest, pester, bother, bothersome, stare, staring, bath, baths, bathtub, bathtubs, bathroom, bathrooms, book, books, magazine, magazines

"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC142554
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3088x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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electric car, electric cars, self-driving car, self-driving cars, pulled over, highway patrol, modern times, autonomous, autonomy, vehicle, vehicles, smart, intelligent, intelligence, robot, robots, artificial intelligence, ai, police, police car, police cars, ticket, tickets, moving violation, moving violations, speeding ticket, speeding tickets

"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."

Artist:
Borchart, David
Search ID:
CC143232
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3088x2648 pixels (unwatermarked)
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zombie, zombies, chase, chasing, dead, undead, brains, zombified, walking, plot, plothole, plot hole, plot holes, run, running, efficient, easier, smarter, smart, think, thinking, intelligent, apocalypse, apocalypses, zombie apocalypse

"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC27770
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1933x2213 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, royalty, royal, king arthur, arthur, merlin, arthurian, arthurian legend, arthurian legends, camelot, literature, history, medieval, science, scientific, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, magic, magician, magicians, wizard, wizards, wise, intelligent, advise, advice, pseudo, spurious, pretend

Kudos to myself as I score once again an A-plus on the latest challenge to my photographic memory.

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC126391
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5662x4384 pixels (unwatermarked)
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photographic memory, memory, eidetic, eidetic memory, eidetic memories, perfect memory, recall, recalls, recalling, palm tree, palm trees, challenge, challenges, challenging, kudos, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, pride, proud, proud moment, proud moments, test, tests, memory test, memory tests, perfect memory, perfect memories, perfect recall, intelligent, intelligence, smart, smarts

"I'm in way over my head"

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC137758
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3016x2052 pixels (unwatermarked)
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toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, robot, robots, advanced technology, technology, tech, robotics, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics engineering, electronics, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, computer engineering, computer, computers, computer engineers, computer engineer, engineer, engineers, computer science, nerds, in over your head, in over my head, sayings, expressions, outdated, outmoded, intelligence, intelligent, imposter, imposters, imposter syndrome, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, self-worth, self-esteem, outclassed

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
AB100108
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1428x861 pixels (unwatermarked)
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informed, information, stress, stresses, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, therapist, therapists, therapy, well-informed, intelligent, intelligence, smart, smarts, iq, intelligence quotient, intelligence quotients, stress out, stresses out, stressing out, know too much, knows too much, knowing too much, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, cubist, cubists, cubism

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
BA500289
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1350x1404 pixels (unwatermarked)
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santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, mall santa, shopping mall santa, kid, kids, child, children, precocious, stock market, stock markets, stock, stocks, investor, investors, young investor, young investors, investment, investments, playing the stock market, company, companies, corporation, corporations, money, business, market, markets, economy, stockbroker, stockbrokers, christmas list, christmas lists, mature, intelligent

"I must not be lazy".

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
CX304786
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2659x1945 pixels (unwatermarked)
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, repetitive, repeating, writing lines, detention, detentions, punishment, punishments, lazy, shortcut, shortcuts, clever, intelligent

Street Smarts.

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC68108
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1260x1693 pixels (unwatermarked)
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direction, directions, map, maps, gps, global positioning system, street smart, street smarts, street, streets, smart, intelligent, good memory, eidetic memory, photographic memory, navigation, navigator, navigators, navigation system, sense of direction

"You're making more at this firm than anyone else whose brain is the size of a walnut."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC44301
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2086x1718 pixels (unwatermarked)
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rabbit, rabbits, brain, brains, brain size, brain sizes, raise, raises, pay raise, pay raises, ask for a raise, asking for a raise, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, discrimination, brain size, brain sizes, unintelligent, unintelligence, intelligent, intelligence, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, salesman, salesmen, pay gap, pay gaps, wage gap, wage gaps, wage, wages, biology, biologist, biologists, animal intelligence

"Yes, the underpants sighting is very interesting, but I'm really more intrigued by your observations of London and France."

Artist:
Byrnes, Pat
Search ID:
CC42069
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1956x1766 pixels (unwatermarked)
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schoolyard, schoolyards, playground, playgrounds, recess, kid, kids, child, children, student, students, song, songs, rhyme, rhymes, london, france, underpants, underwear, pants, sighting, sightings, interesting, intriguing, observation, observations, intelligent, childish, mature, immature, literal, wordplay, word play, i see london, i see france

His Master's Thesis.

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302089
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, pet trick, pet tricks, school, schools, schooling, education, higher education, masters, master's, postgraduate, postgrad, postgraduates, masters thesis, master's thesis, dissertation, dissertations, writing, academia, academic, academics, plagiarism, masters degree, master's degree, student, students, university, universities, college, colleges, good dog, good dogs, good boy, intelligent, smart

"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC143802
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2850x2410 pixels (unwatermarked)
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animal, animals, monkey, monkeys, primate, primates, baboon, baboons, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, test, tests, testing, experiment, experiments, science, medical, medical research, scientific research, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, animal testing, cage, cages, tied up, out of control, out-of-control, break out, break outs, breakout, breakouts, escape, escaped, note, notes, tool, tools, efficient, precise, study, studies, studying, intelligent, animal intelligence

The girl with the sensible shoes.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC45856
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1434x1458 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fashion, style, women's fashion, footwear, shoes, women's shoes, sensible shoes, sensible, smart, intelligent, logical, advice, advising, rationale, practical, reasonable, woman, women, trend, trends, unstylish

"That's hardly necessary!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400025
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3005x3974 pixels (unwatermarked)
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think, thinks, thinking, thought, thoughts, holmes, sherlock holmes, motivational poster, motivational posters, motivate, motivates, motivating, stimulus, stimulate, stimulates, stimulating, mental stimulation, genius, geniuses, unncessary, thinker, thinkers, thinking, detective, detectives, iq, i.q., intelligent, intelligence, high intelligence, sidekick, sidekicks

"No more last requests."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC141154
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3029x2715 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mob, mobster, mobsters, gang, gangster, gangsters, mafia, organised crime, organized crime, crime, punishment, punishments, victim, victims, execution, executions, murder, homicide, cement shoes, sleeping with the fish, scuba diving, scuba gear, scuba suit, scuba suits, oxygen, diving equipment, diving suit, diving suits, underwater breathing apparatus, last request, last requests, last wish, last wishes, final request, final requests, final wish, final wishes, death, smart, intelligent, good idea