"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."
"Of course they're clever. They have to be clever. They haven't got any money."
"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"
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Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"Your vocabulary is enlarged."
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"No more last requests."
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"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"
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Trompe L'Oeil Mouse Holes
Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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Of Men and Mice
"The reviews said the reviewers were very clever."
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"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."
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"My mom and dad are still very sharp."
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"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."
"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."
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"Quick, hon. I think he's got it."
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The girl with the sensible shoes.
"You're making more at this firm than anyone else whose brain is the size of a walnut."
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"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."