"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."
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"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"
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"Ah, the lovely widow!"
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"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."
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"We even tried a visit from a celebrity."
"As you can see, we've transferred your husband from intensive to casual care."
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"Dead? He gets that a lot."
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"The I.R.S. can't hurt him anymore."
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"I was able to get in one last lecture about diet and exercise."
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"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."
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