Interest Cartoons

"And, hey, don't kill yourself trying to pay it back. You know our motto-'What the hell, it's only money.' "

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."

"Then what happened?"

"You wanna watch the Hunting Channel or the Gathering Network?"

". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"

"Of course, you see everything from a very special perspective."

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."

"Ever since I died, I don't care as much about the crossword."

Parenting Wonks

"He's philosophy-driven."

"Lately, I've been thinking about becoming really good at something."

"Go do something, honey. Then you can write in your journal."

"How many times have I asked you not to discuss stubbornly high interest rates in front of the children?"

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Cheaters - The Singles Bar for Married People

"Think of all that interest piling up at six per cent per annum from day of deposit."

"I hope his dark side is more interesting."

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"