"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."
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business, businessman, business man, business men, businessmen, tree, trees, indoor plant, indoor plants, house plan, houseplants, office plant, office, offices, exec, executive, manager, managers, managerial, management, security, secure, director, directors, interior, minimal, interiors, interior design, empty, room, rooms, unfriendly"I'm starting to think stripes."
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stripe, striped, stripes, stripy, spot, spots, spotted, spotty, dot, dots, dotted, dotty, decor, decoration, decorative, interior, interiors, interior decor, interior decoration, interior design, design, designs, designed, women, woman, indecisive, furniture, upholstery, matching, home, homes, house, houses, home owner, home owners, home ownership"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."
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sod house, sod houses, sod, dirt, dirt floor, cowboy, cowboys, barn, barns, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, ranch, ranches, ranch hand, ranch hands, tile, tiles, flooring, floors, interior, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decoration, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, rural, rustic, home improvement, house, housesCinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair
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spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, kitchen, kitchen furniture, fork, forks, thermometer, thermometric, temperature, clock, clocks, time, times, timed, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, unhappy, happiness, happy, money, rich, wealth, wealthy, luxury, luxurious, opulent, lavish, beautiful, psychology, mental health, depression, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, decorating, money can't buy happiness"This is the grand ballroom. I think it has a lot of potential."
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ballroom, ballrooms, grand ballroom, grand ballrooms, interior, interiors, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, fixer upper, fixer uppers, home buyer, home buyers, home buying, rich, riches, rich people, wealthy, 1%, upper class, upper classes, prospective buyer, prospective buyers, potential, mansion, mansions, large house, large housesRico Pazzolini's Electric Chair
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spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, kitchen, kitchen furniture, electric, electric chair, electricity, electrics, plug, plugs, socket, sockets, floor socket, floor sockets, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured, appliance, appliances"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."
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book, books, bookshelf, bookshelves, bookish, reading, reader, reads, avid reader, read, bookcase, book case, bookshelf, book shelf, short sighted, short-sighted, myopia, myopic, interior, interiors, interior design, designer, designed, modern, modern life, apartment life, apartment living, decor, decoration, decorate, decorating, decorated, urban, urban life, urban living"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."
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flu, flues, influenza, cold, colds common cold, common colds, waiting room, waiting rooms, doctor appointment, doctor appointments, infection, infections, bug, bugs, interior, interiors, infectious disease, infectious diseases, hospital, hospitals, breeding ground, breeding grounds, petri dish, petri dishesArmchair Is Highly Decorated
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furniture, furnishing, furnishings, decor, decoration, decorate, decorated, interior design, interior, interiors, pun, puns, punny, play on words, word-play, word play, military, award, awards, badge, badges, medal, medals, recognition, experience, experienced, old chair, arm chair, armchair, lapel, lapels, general, generals, army, armies, army general, army generals"I'm warning you—it's a sty."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pig, pigs, pig sty, pig stys, sty, sties, messy, messy room, messy rooms, messy house, messy houses, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationships issues, date, dates, dating, warning, warnings, bringing a date home, interior, interiors, language, expression, expressions, cliche, cliches, wordplay, word play"I want the whole thing gutted."
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kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, girl, girls, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, doll, dolls, dollhouse, dollhouses, toy, toys, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovating, renovation, renovations, gutted, gutting, house, houses, home, homes, property, properties, real estate, contractor, contractors, construction, word play, wordplay"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
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homeland security, old school, duct tape, duct tapes, duct taping, duck tape, duck tapes, duck taping, plastic sheet, plastic sheets, furniture, protect, protects, protecting, protection, interior, interiors, interior decoration, interior decorations, luddite, luddites, technophobe, technophobes, technophobic, parent, parents, parenting, old parent, older parents, elder, elders, elderlyEttore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf
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spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, toast, toasted, toaster, bread, breads, loaf of, loaf, loaves, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."
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trojan, trojans, troy, helen of troy, ancient, ancient greeks, ancient, ancient greece, shop, shopping, shopped, decision, decisions, appliance, appliances, blender, blenders, interior, product, products, useful, usefulness, ornament, ornaments, consumer, consumers, trojan horse, trojan horses, historical"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."
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interior, interiors, decor, decorate, decorating, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designs, design, designer, furnish, furnishing, furniture, furnished, comment, pass comment, gossip, gossips, gossiping, clash, clashed, clashing, matching, match, matches, matched, mismatch, mismatched, eyebleed, bad, bad choices, fashion, fashions, fashionable, 80s, eighties, couple, couples, married life, marriage"I suppose owning everything in the world gives him a certain cachet."
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interior, interiors, decor, decorate, decorating, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designs, design, designer, furnish, furnishing, furniture, furnished, comment, pass comment, gossip, gossips, gossiping, cachet, high society, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, corporate, capitalism, material, materials, materialism, materialistic, ego, modern life, modern world, monopoly'I'll take the case,' I said. Or did I? I fear I'm no longer able to differentiate between interior and exterior monologue.'
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mystery, mysteries, detective, detective, investigator, investigators, gumshoe, gumshoes, sleuth, sleuths, private eye, private eyes, literature, book, books, novel, novels, monologue, monologues, interior, exterior, mental health'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'
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prom, proms, dance, dances, dress, dresses, prom dress, prom dresses, clothes, clothing, fashion, style, trend, trends, trendy, lampshade, lampshade, lamp, lamps, womenswear, women's clothing, women's clothes, furniture, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, decorating, recycling, recycle, reuse, reusing, teen, teens, teenager, high school, woman, women"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"
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cubicles, imagery, metaphor, metaphors, business management, manager, managers, management, cubicle, cubicles, drone, drones, office drones, office drone, office planning, floorplan, floor plan, floor plans, floorplans, peasant, peasants, feudal, feudalism, medieval, medieval times, serf, serfs, medieval weapon, weapon, weaponry, cross bow, crossbow, violence, interior, interiors, intrusive, intrusive thoughtsLuca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional
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spin off, spin-off, parody, parodied, avant garde, avant-garde, breakfast, breakfast food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, kitchen, kitchen furniture, cannoli, cannolis, pastry, pastries, section, sectioned, sectional, cross-section, cross section, designer, designed, high society, furniture, furniture design, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, chair, chairs, love seat, art, arts, artistic, culture, cultures, cultured"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, beaver, beavers, dam, dams, building, constructing, material, materials, construction, tree, trees, wood, maple, home, homes, houses, house, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, interior, interiors, exterior, exteriors, renovating, renovation, renovationsNew Colors 2015
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colour, color, colors, colours, pallette, palet, paletes, palettes, palette, art, artistic, descriptive, description, descriptions, honest, honesty, honest opinion, frank, frankness, colour match, color match, paint, painting, paints, painter, interior, interior decor, interior decorating, decor, interior design, home, home owner, home owners, homes, house, houses"Thanks, R.B., but I prefer to stand."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, decor, decoration, decorations, interior, interiors, interior design, cactus, cacti, houseplant, houseplants, plant, plants, sharp, pointy, spike, spikes, stand, standing, sit, sitting, dangerous, risky, hobby, hobbies, leisure, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."
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kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, crawling, stare, staring, crazy, stuck, trapped, cabin fever, mental health, leg, legs, four walls, interior, interiors, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play