"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, art, artist, artists, artwork, canvas, paint, paints, painting, paintings, painter, painters, interior decorating, interior decoration, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, hedge-fund, bank, banker, banks, bankers, banking
"I'm starting to think stripes."
Tags:stripe, striped, stripes, stripy, spot, spots, spotted, spotty, dot, dots, dotted, dotty, decor, decoration, decorative, interior, interiors, interior decor, interior decoration, interior design, design, designs, designed, women, woman, indecisive, furniture, upholstery, matching, home, homes, house, houses, home owner, home owners, home ownership
"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."
Tags:sod house, sod houses, sod, dirt, dirt floor, cowboy, cowboys, barn, barns, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, ranch, ranches, ranch hand, ranch hands, tile, tiles, flooring, floors, interior, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decoration, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, rural, rustic, home improvement, house, houses
"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"
Tags:furniture, decoration, decorating, interior decoration, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times, sofa, sofa, armchair, armchair, settee, settees, consumer, consumers, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalist, commercialism, bigger is better, bigger is best, greed, greedy, extravagance, extravagant, over do, over-do, ostentation, ostentatious, purchase, shop, shoppers, shopping, shopper, the bigger the better, supersize, super-size, advertising, advertisement, power of advertising, tiny people, relative size, furnishings, home furnishings
"You should be happy. How many husbands even notice window treatments?"
Tags:bull, bulls, cow, cows, seeing red, angry bull, angry bulls, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, home decorating, home decorations, interior decoration, interior decorations, window treatment, window treatments, smashed window, redecorate, redecorating, bad relationship, bad relationships
"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"
Tags:interior decoration, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, tacky, tackiness, move, moves, moving, house, houses, home, homes, new house, new home, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, living room, living rooms, family room, family rooms, great room, great rooms, ugly, unattractive, furniture, dining set, dining sets, poor taste
"Father is still old-school when it comes to homeland security."
Tags:homeland security, old school, duct tape, duct tapes, duct taping, duck tape, duck tapes, duck taping, plastic sheet, plastic sheets, furniture, protect, protects, protecting, protection, interior, interiors, interior decoration, interior decorations, luddite, luddites, technophobe, technophobes, technophobic, parent, parents, parenting, old parent, older parents, elder, elders, elderly
"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."
Tags:lamp, lamps, lamp shop, lamp shots, marketing, marketing technique, marketing techniques, sales, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, furniture, interior decoration, interior design, shop, shops, store, stores, highstreet shop, highstreet shops, independent shop, independent shops, independent store, independent store, window display, window displays, shop window, shop windows
His and Hers
Tags:his and hers, his and hers towels, towel, towels, bathroom, bathrooms, shared bathroom, shared bathroom, gender issues, gender nequality, sexist, misogyny, misogynous, gift, gifts, trends, modern trends, interior decoration, selfish, selfishness, self-centred, self centred, self centered, self-centered, narcissism, narcissist, narcissistic, difficult relationship, difficult relationship, couple, couples, argue, arguing, argument, arguments
"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"
Tags:wallpaper, interior decoration, interior decorating, wall paper, wallpapering, home improvements, load bearing wall, load bearing walls, crack, cracks, crack in the walls, subsidence, load-bearing wall, load-bearing walls, quick fix, quick fixes, easy fix, easy fixes, lazy, laziness, structurally unsound, modern attitudes, modern houses, modern housing, cheap housing, old building, old buildings
"It's an orchid."
Tags:houseplant, houseplants, house plant, house plants, indoor plant, indoor plants, orchid, orchids, interior decoration, interior decorating, home improvements, no tastes, mistake, mistakes, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships,
"I love what you've done with him."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, home improvements, interior design, interior decoration, training, trained, house training, house trained, women talking about men, love, romance, middle age, middle aged, in love, cocktail party, cocktail parties, long term relationship, long-term relationships,
"I hate country living-I just like country-living magazines."
Tags:city life, urban life, city dweller, city dwellers, city living, country life, country living, style, styles, interior decoration, magazine, magazines, country living magazines, pretentious, pretensions, pretentiousness, middle class, middle class life, rich people, rich person, property, properties, second home, second homes, real estate, city folk, city dweller, city dwellers, sheltered life, sheltered lives
Tags:plant, plants, house plant, house plants, indoor plant, indoor plants, bonsai, bonsais, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, logger, loggers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, lumber-jack, lumber-jacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, woodcutting, deforestation, green issues, ecofriendly, eco friendly, eco-friendly, environmental issues, ornamental plant, ornamental plants, decorate, decorations, interior decoration, interior, interiors, green house, green houses, hot house, hot houses, greenhouse, greenhouses, green-house, green-houses, truck, trucks, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, miniature people, miniature humans, tiny people, tiny humans, scale, perspective, millennial, millennials, plant mad, plant crazy, nature, natural, gardening, gardener, horticulture, horticulturist
It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!
Tags:ottoman, ottomans, footstool, footstools, drawer, drawers, useless, worthless, in-between, furniture, interior, interior decoration, interior decorations, interior designer, interior designers, interior design, living room, living rooms, worthless, pointless, hybrid, hybrids, drawer, drawers, living room, living rooms, footrest, footrests, foot rest
"Love the exposed brick."
Tags:homeless, homelessness, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, exposed brick, brick, bricks, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decoration, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior decorating, apartments, apartment, flat, flats, trendy, trends, fashion, style, stylish, fashionable
"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."
Tags:paint, paints, wall paint, wall paints, painting, painter, painters, eggshell white, bird, birds, chick, chicks, baby bird, baby birds, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, decorating, decorator, decorators, interior decoration, do it yourself, colour, colours, color, colors, paint colour, paint color, can of paint, cans of paint, surprise, surprising, surprises
"Frank! Frank, honey, wake up! Your lamp—it's humongous!"
Tags:bedroom scene, bedroom scenes, nightmare, nightmares, nightmarish, interior decoration, interior decorators, furniture, lamp, lamps, bedside lamps, trend, trends, modern trend, modern trends, modern life, modern times, designer, designers, furniture designer, furniture designers, interior designer, interior designers
"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."
Tags:couple, couples, keeping up with the joneses, jealous, jealousy, book, books, bookshelf, bookshelves, read, reading, literature, literate, convincing, pretend, acting, pretending, for show, showing off, show-off, show off, showing-off, pretentious, interior design, interior decorations, interior decorating, interior decoration, design, designs, decoration, decorations, compete, competition, competitions, competitive, relationship, relationships, friend, friends, friendship, middle-age, middle-aged, well-read
"You always think this is going to be the sconce that change everything for you."
"You know what? I'm sick of clothes. I decided to go for a window treatment instead."
Tags:clothes, clothing, window treatment, window treatments, blinds, curtain, curtains, drapes, clothes shopping, shop, shops, trend, trends, trendy, interior decoration, interior decorations, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, bored, boring, change, changes, make a change, makes a change, making a change, new outfit, new outfits, outfit, outfits
"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."
Tags:yellow, paint, paints, painting, house painter, house painters, house painting, expectations, expectation, surprise, surprises, surprising, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior decoration, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, fickle, indecisive, indecision, decide, decides, deciding
"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."
Tags:interior, interior decoration, designer, designers, interior design, interior designer, interior decorator, bathroom, washroom, loo, toilet, water closet, wc, restroom, shower room, re-imagined, reimagined, re imagining, re-imagined, pretentious, pretentious, ostentatious, impractical, impracticality, pretentious design, pretentious designer, jargon, design jargon, design lingo, designer jargon, designer lingo, design twaddle
The House Where Everything Wound Up and Played a Tune
Tags:musical, musicals, wind-up, wind-up toy, wind-up toys, music, music box, music boxes, music lover, music lovers, furniture, interior, interiors, interior decoration, interior decorations, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, song, songs, favorite song, favorite songs, favourite song, favourite songs