Interior Decorators Cartoons

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

Decorator Farming

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I want the whole thing gutted."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

"You know your dog better than I do."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

They've got it plaid... and that ain't good.

"Every day I live in fear that our jobs will be replaced by pillows."

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

A cat waits by a square mouse hole.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Love the exposed brick."