Interior Designer Cartoons

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"

"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

Decorator Farming

"Only the rich can afford this much nothing."

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I want the whole thing gutted."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Ettore Uzza's Half-A-Loaf

"The first thing about living alone again is not to overdo the chintz."

"Howard's fine - I've had him curtained off."

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

"You know your dog better than I do."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."