"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
Tags:
dog, dogs, doggie, doggies, doggo, doggos, online, on-line, internet, social media, social-media, anonymous, anonymity, anon, privacy, private, pet, pets, computer, computers, technology, technologies, hide, hidden, judge, judged, animal, animals, conspiracy, conspiracies, forum, forums, chat, chatroom, chatrooms"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
Tags:
wife, wives, internet, internet generation, internet access, world wide web, www, dot com, .com, search, searches, searching, request, requests, requesting, millennial, millennials, expectation, expectations, modern life, modern lives, website, websites, techie, tech support, it support, i.t. support"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."
Tags:
technology, technologies, modern technology, modern technologies, computer, computers, pc, pcs, p.c, personal computer, personal computers, laptop, laptops, screen, screens, computer screen, computer screens, internet, internet research, fake news, reliable, reliability, rely on, information, information age, information source, information source, research, researching, researcher, disinformation, misinformed, misinform, unreliable, algorithm, algorithms, the algorithm, online algorithms, internet algorithms, credible, credibility, mansplain, mansplaining, online, online research, online researcher, gender issues, gullible, gullibility, suggestible, suggestibility, mislead, misleading, mislead, made up, type, typing, keyboard, keyboards, search, searching, search engine, search engines"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"
Tags:
relationship, relationships, relationship issues, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, live, in person, in-person, woman, women, anger, angry, upset, computer, computers, technology, online, internet, troll, trolls, trolling, turn to, internet troll, internet trolls, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, internet community, internet communities, online communities, online community, forum, forums, chatroom, chatrooms, modern life"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
Tags:
bank, banks, bank robbery, bank robberies, bank heist, bank heist, hold-up, hold-ups, robbery, robberies, heist, heist, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, bank clerk, bank clerks, crime, criminal, criminals, internet crime, web crime, hacking, hacker, hackers, computer, computers, computer hacker, computer hackers, web hacker, security hacker, security hackers, computer security, security, internet security, internet, social issue, modern life, modern, online banking, money, easy, technology, online, steal, stealing"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
Tags:
laptop, laptops, internet, social media, social networking, followers, following, likes, social network, online influencer, online influence, blogging, blog, blogger, vlog, blogs, vlogging, vlogger, vlogs, social media influencer, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, entitled, entitlement, millennial, millennials, technology, internet following, internet followers, online following, online followers, couch potato, couch potatoes, screen addict, computer addict"It has yet to turn a profit."
Tags:
god, gods, heaven, heavens, religion, religious, profit, profits, angel investor, angel, angels, startup, start-up, upstarts, upstart, up-start, stock, stocks, share, shares, share, stock broker, stock-broker, stock-brokers, stock market, internet, online, on-line, dotcom, dotcom boom, unicorn, unicorns, invest, invests, disappoint, disappointed"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
Tags:
animal, animals, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, mice, mouse, scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, animal testing, technology, computer, computers, internet, online, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, forum, forums, comment, comments, commenting, intelligence, troll, trolls, trolling, dumb, dumber, stupid, stupidity, smarts, research, study, studies, modern life"It's free, but they sell your information."
Tags:
children, kids, internet, internet culture, modern life, modern, modernity, computer, computers, child, kid, lemonade stand, data protection, data, personal privacy, personal information, privacy, internet privacy, privacy policy, privacy policies, gdpr, gdpr policy, information economy, information age, business, business front, social media, browser history, browser histories"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"
"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."
Tags:
online, internet, on-line, world wide web, brand, brands, personal brand, social media, social-media, life, wasting, waste, wasting my life, technology, future, photo, photos, share, sharing, precocious, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, businesses, business, questioning, parent, parents, child"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
Tags:
website, websites, personal website, personal websites, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, unpopular, internet, webpage, webpages, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiographical, autobiography, autobiographies, uninteresting, bore, bores, boring, loser, losers, supply and demand, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spats"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
Tags:
police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, arrest, arrests, arrested, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, lockup, lockups, jail, jails, prison, prisons, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, felon, felons, bad guy, bad guys, laptop, laptops, computer, computers, video, videos, internet, online, internet video, internet videos, streaming, viral video, viral videos, hilarious, funny, sharing, social networking, social network, social networks, social media, incompetent, incompetents, the power of the internet, technology, modern life, law, justice"So when do we go online?"
Tags:
baby, babies, new baby, new babies, new born, new borns, newborn, newborns, internet, the internet, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, generation z, generation-z, hospital, hospitals, maternity ward, maternity wards, online, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."
Tags:
broadband, broadband connection, internet, internet connection, wifi, wi fi, wi-fi, modern life, modern times, tech, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, behind the times, out of touch, out of date, old person, old people, elderly person, elderly people, male pale stale, usurp, usurped, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, new technology, new technologies"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"
Tags:
television, tv, t.v.telly, televisions, couple, couples, marriage, married, marries, laptop, laptops, technology, technologies, computer, computers, internet, online, on-line, screen, screens, relationships, relationship, seduce, seductive, seducing, seduces, modern, modern life, night, nights, evening, evenings"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."
Tags:
make a mark in the world, accomplishment, accomplishments, mark, marks, make a mark, making a mark, legacy, legacies, disappear, disappearing, fast, quickly, rapidly, ten seconds, story, stories, temporary, fleeting, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, newsfeed, newsfeeds, news feed, news feeds, modern life, technology, viral, going viral, internet, online, internet famous, fleeting fame, 15 seconds of fame, influencer, influencers, picture, pictures, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, apps, app, application, applications, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, millennial, millennials, youth"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."
Tags:
doppelganger, doppelgangers, look a like, look-a-like, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, internet, the internet, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social media profile, social media profiles, imitation, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities"Should we keep talking about it calmly or go on the Internet and get scared about it?"
Tags:
modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, heath scare, health scares, the internet, internet, modern technology, modern technologies, fake news, reliable, reliability, unreliable, unreliability, algorithm, algorithms, the algorithm, fact check, fact checks, fact checking, conversation, conversations, reasoned debate, scare monger, scare mongering, fear campaign, fear campaigns, misinformation"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
Tags:
modern times, modern technology, modern attitudes, modern life, luddite, luddites, technophobe, technophobes, technophobia, out of touch, the internet, the web, internet, social networking, social media, online network, online networking, social networking, evolving technology, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, wishful thinking, out of date, out dated, outdated, out-dated, behind the times, passive, passivity, fruitless, futile, futility, ineffective, ineffectual, waste of time, too late"It's eBay fever - we'll have to pull the plug!"
Tags:
internet, online, website, websites, online retailer, online retailers, retailer, retailers, auction, auctions, site, sites, web, shopping, shopper, shoppers, addict, addictions, addictions, addictive, hoard, hoards, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, intervention, interventions, psychiatric, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, collectable, collectables