"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
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"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."
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"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"
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"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
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"It has yet to turn a profit."
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"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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"It's free, but they sell your information."
"Oh, like you know something the Internet doesn't know."
"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"
"No, no! I mean I'm on line."
"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"
"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."
"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
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"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."
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"So when do we go online?"
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"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."
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"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"
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"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."
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"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."
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"Should we keep talking about it calmly or go on the Internet and get scared about it?"
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"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."
"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."
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"It's eBay fever - we'll have to pull the plug!"
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