Internet Cartoons

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"It has yet to turn a profit."

"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."

"It's free, but they sell your information."

"This 'digital revolution' - can we muscle in on that?"

"No, no! I mean I'm on line."

"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"

"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."

"So when do we go online?"

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

"Whaddaya say we turn off the television, go upstairs, get into bed and turn on our computers?"

"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

"Should we keep talking about it calmly or go on the Internet and get scared about it?"

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"It's eBay fever - we'll have to pull the plug!"