"It's free, but they sell your information."
"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."
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Bonding in the Electronic Age
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Perusing The Bookshelves For Cute Cats
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"You'd know that about me if you followed me on Twitter."
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"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."
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"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"
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"No way am I going down there- what if there's a comments section?"
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"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."
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"I've grown numb to exclamation points."
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Clickbait Dairy: What happens to this milk after 14 days will shock you.
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"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."
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"You Have Hate Mail"
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"I told him not to click on it."
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"My life had become a tangled web of fictitious user names and fiendishly clever passwords."
"And then I met some computer people who could make it look as if I were talking."
"I don't know art, but I know what I like."
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Buzzfeed Does The Bible
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"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."
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"And if we start televising the executions we can also market a hilarious bloopers tape."
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"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."
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"Of course I got rid of the body. Don't you follow me on Twitter?"
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