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"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
"I'd like to see you do this online."
"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"
"It's sweet, Tom, and I know that's the site where we first met, but for this anniversary I thought we might go to a restaurant."
"Apparently they hand out awards for something called 'television.'"
"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."
"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."