"The word 'slave' is so degrading. Why don't we call you intern."
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"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."
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"Nifty apartment, divine food- and I thought your placement had some real sexual tension."
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"This is Josh, our summer intern."
"I'm hoping an internship will lead to full-time copying."
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"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."
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"Hey! How about a little something for the intern?"
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"I got an unpaid intern to help me."
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"Oh, I love the perks and the power, but, on the other hand, it is an internship."
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"I'd like one of those careers where you make a six-figure income while wearing a T-shirt and sweatpants."
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"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."
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"Oh, please, no! I'm just an intern.''
"It's an intern-eat-intern world out there!"
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"He'll finish your nap for you."
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"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"
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"So far, all my internships have just segued to other internships."
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"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."
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"Stick your head out the window, davenport, and see way the wind is blowing.''
"Do I make you nervous, young man?"
"It's an entry-level position, but I was assured it would just be for a few years."
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"As best I can figure it's a sort of unpaid internship."
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"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."
"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."
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"I'm looking for a career that won't be obsolete before my student loan is paid off."
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