"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."
Tags:empathy, empathise, empathize, empathising, empathizing, sympathy, sympathetic, sympathise, sympathize, a mile in my shoe, shoe, shoes, footwear, interpretation, interpretations, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, literal minded, literal mindedness, three legged race, three legged races, discomfort, uncomfortable, impractical, impracticality, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, idiom, idioms
"I thought it had a pretty good story and interesting characters, but I really didn't like the font."
Tags:book report, book reports, read, reads, reading, reading skill, reading skills, interpret, interprets, interpretation, interpretations, text, deep reading, deep readings, superficial, superficiality, font, fonts, english teacher, english teachers, literature, english lit, critique, critiques, criticism, criticisms
"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."
"You realize, of course, that this means war."
Tags:compete, competing, competitive, competition, rival, rivals, rivalry, jealously, jealousy, jealous, equations, equation, in english please, jargon, interpretation, interpret, interpreting, interpretive, science, scientists, scientific, scientifically, scientific discovery, math, maths, mathematics, mathematical, formula, formulae, formulas, algorithm, algorithms, men, mathematician
"Well, if I haven't captured the real you, kindly tell me who I have captured."
Tags:irony, ironic, couple, couples, artist, artists, art, arts, self portrait, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, portraiture, paint, painter, painting, paints, smile, smiling, why do you think, stupid question, ask a stupid question, couples, couple, married life, marriage, fishwife, fish wife, miser, misers, misery, cranky, grumpy, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, unhappy, unhappy marriage, nag, nagging, canvas, interpretation, artistic flair, artistic license, license, license
Tags:critic, critics, film critic, film critics, movie critic, movie critic, criticism, movie, movies, bad film, bad films, bad movie, bad movies, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, harsh, harsh critic, harsh criticism, conceit, conceited, conceitedness, interpretation, interpretations, different interpretation, different interpretations, modern life
Perspective;"Just another lie invented by dead European white males."
Tags:brunelleschi, filippo brunelleschi, renaissance, the renaissance, perspective, perspectives, perspective drawing, perspective drawings, artist, artists, different perspective, different perspectives, male pale stale, male privilege, white privilege, the patriarchy, patriarchy, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, 4th wall, invention, inventions, lie, lies, liar, liars, perspective trick, interpretations, interpretation, white male, white makes, misandry, misandrist, misandrists
"I've seen it performed many times, but I can't remember ever sleeping through it so peacefully."
Tags:performance, performances, theatre, play, plays, bore, bores, boring, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping, actor, actors, acting, actress, actresses, playhouse, playhouses, community theatre, community theater, interpretation, interpretations, peaceful, tranquil, tranquility, tranquillity
“No, I don’t know what Doctorow is trying to say, I don’t even know what you’re trying to say.”
Tags:edgar lawrence doctorow, e. l. doctorow, novelist, novelists, famous novelists, famous novelist, novel, novels, writer, writers, famous writer, famous writers, literary criticism, literary critique, literary analysis, literature, literatures, interpretation, interpretations, meaning, understand, understanding, understands, comprehend, comprehends, comprehending, party, party conversation, cocktail party, cocktail party conversation, small talk, pick-up, pick-ups, chat up, chat ups, come on, come on line, pickup line, pickup, pickups, flirt, flirtation, socially awkward, awkward
Berlitz guide to Scamese
Tags:language, languages, foreign language, foreign languages, language learning, translate, translation, translations, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, english, scamese, scam, con, trick, fraud, scam artist, scam artists, scammer, scammers, con men, spam, spammer, spammers, spam mail, spam e-mail, spam e-mails, span email, spam emails, junk, junk mail, junk email, junk emails, junk e-mail, junk e-mails, nigerian prince scam, nigerian prince scams, money, send money, 419 scam, 419 scams, internet crime, internet security, internet scam, crimes, internet, email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, modern life
"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."
Tags:body language, inert person, interpretation, interpretations, body language specialist, body language specialists, party, parties, social event, socialising, socializing, social events, loner, loners, isolated, partying, partier, guest, guests, awkward, social skills, lazy, laziness, middle age, middle aged, cocktail party, cocktail parties
Tags:artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, landscape painter, landscape painters, modern art, modern artists, modern artist, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, landscape painting, landscape paintings, interpretation, interpretations, artistic interpretation, fine art, art gallery, art galleries
Berlitz Guide to Dentalese.
Tags:language learning, learning languages, language, languages, translation, translations, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, dentist, dentists, going to the dentist, this won't hurt, dentalese, dental pain, dental work, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental office, dental offices, cavity, cavities, teeth, teeth cleaning, irony, doublespeak, double-speak, say one thing mean another, pain, painful, hurt, hurts, mild discomfort
"People read too much into everything."
Tags:pop art, popular art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, artistry, simple, simplicity, interpret, interprets, interpretation, interpretations, art gallery, art galleries, fine art, fine arts, bottle, bottles, consumer, consumers, consumerism, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, populist, populists, populism
Expressions of mystery.
"Oh, it's you."
"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."
Not an Entrance/Not An Exit
Tags:exit, exits, entrance, entrances, logic, logical, illogical, door, doors, entrance door, exit door, exit doors, entrance doors, department, departments, logical thinker, logical thinkers, logical thinking, philosophy, philosophy teacher, philosophy teachers, philosophical, teacher, teachers, logic problem, logic problems, puzzle, puzzles, puzzling, door, doors, logician, lawyer, lawyers, legalese, lawyerese, interpret, interpretation, interpretations, confusing, confusion
"I prefer the Perry Como version."
Tags:perry como, singer, singers, song, songs, singing, musical cover, musical covers, song cover, song covers, busker, buskers, busking, busked, street performer, street performers, musical performer, musical performers, rock, rock music, rocker, rockers, creativity, interpretation, interpretations, creative
"I thought it was my turn to gather."
Tags:old times, stone age, stones, cavemen, men, man, caveman, cave people, history, gatherer, gatherers, food, foods, gathering, gathered, gathers, gather, misunderstood, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstands, misinterpretation, wrong interpretation, interpretation, interpreting, interpret, interprets, hunters and gatherers, hunters, hunter, hunting, hunt, hunts, not smart, wrong idea, no idea, breaking gender norms