Interrogating Cartoons

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."

"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."

Brutal Interrogation Turned Children's Storytime

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"I can't budge this t'ing. We shoulda popped him before he had dinner."

"No more 'Hardball' - I'll talk!"

"I haven't actually whacked anyone in a while, but at this point I can get by purely on endorsements."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"That's the deal, pal-I've drawn my line in the sand."

"You think he's your friend? He's in there right now ratting you out."

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

"We all moved to Brooklyn, Tommy. We like Brooklyn. And now you're going to move to Brooklyn, too."

"Let's see how these terrorists deal with the minor annoyance of free, unsolicited U2 music."

"You're not getting anything out of me unless you pinch really hard with your thumb and forefinger, then pull."

"We have records of all the bad wine you bring to dinner parties."

"You pay your late fines or Babar breaks your pinkie."

"Just tell us what we want to know, and you can sit in the comfortable chair."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"We've tried all the news channels - this guy is unbreakable."

"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."

"With these credit default swaps, I never know whose legs I'm supposed to break."