Interrogation Cartoons

"Worse."

"You get one phone call or we can switch your carrier and you'll get five-cents-a-minute, unlimited calls, anytime, anywhere, including free evenings and weekends."

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."

"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."

Torture-Free C.I.A. Interrogation Tools

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Let's get one thing straight. Your commission didn't call my commission here, my commission called your commission here."

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

"Look, I did bring you in here for questioning. I want to know if you like my new tie."

"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."

Brutal Interrogation Turned Children's Storytime

"Don't we have lighting more intimidating than that energy saver?"

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"I can't budge this t'ing. We shoulda popped him before he had dinner."

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"I haven't actually whacked anyone in a while, but at this point I can get by purely on endorsements."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"That's the deal, pal-I've drawn my line in the sand."

"I get it- the old caffeinated-cop, decaffeinated-cop routine."

"You think he's your friend? He's in there right now ratting you out."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."