"I gotta tell ya, these embezzlement convictions raise a red flag."
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"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
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"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."
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"I would have made it big in Heaven if it hadn't been for the policy wonks."
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"In my youth I was a libertarian."
"Mr. Harrison already sees you."
"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
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"We already have an eight-hundred-pound gorilla."
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"You should be aware that we already have a strong in-house candidate."
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"Tell me about your last accounting job."
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"You don't look like a Dave."
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"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."
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"Where's Waldo in five years?"
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"But I'm not here to talk about bowling."
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Two reporters interview each other.
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"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."
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"Joe, what about you? Would you like to make a face at Mr. Trump?"
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"I'll be frank - we offered it to Mario Cuomo first, but he turned it down."
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"Do you take recreational drugs, and, if so, which one would you recommend to someone new to that kind of thing who is looking for a fun, no-freakout kind of time?"
"Eye contact is good, but eye contact without blinking is not."
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"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."
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"Do you have any references?"
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"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."
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"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."
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