"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."
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interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, recruit, recruitment, recruiter, personal data, personal data protection, gdpr, intrusive, intrusion, unnecessary, personal information, dental health, dental hygiene, company policy, company policies, teeth, overzealous, job applicant, job application, company routine, company routines, interfere, interfering, forward, forwardness, entitled, entitlement"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, hr, h.r., human resources, business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, manager, managers, career, careers, job, work, employee, employees, prospective, potential, rich, wealthy, money, hiring"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, experience, experiences, marketing, rejection, rejected, lack of experience, impressive, modern life"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."
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honest, honesty, lie, lies, lying, white lie, white lies, expectation, expectations, sincerity, insincere, sincere, truth, truthteller, truthtellers, truthtelling, truth teller, truth tellers, truth telling, falsehood, falsehoods, false, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, 1 to 1, one to one, 1 2 1"Any experience?"
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employment, employ, employed, employer, cv, c v, resume, resumes, resume skills, c v skills, cv skills, interview, interviewee, interviews, interview skills, recruit, recruitment, business, office, offices, hr, h r, human resources, old, older, elderly, old man, experience, experienced, age, ageism, old age, working age, retire, retired, retirement age, retirement"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."
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football, american football, football player, football players, interview, interviews, interviewed, cliche, cliches, cliched, game, games, match, matches, point, points, score, scores, scoring, sports journalist, sports journalists, banal, banality, obvious, agile, test, tests, pretentious, pretentiousness, self-important, self-importance"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."
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totem pole, totem poles, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporation, corporations, entry level, entry level job, entry level jobs, job opening, job openings, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, personnel, personnel department, hr, hr department, h.r. department, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviewsPersonnel
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personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, filing, filing system, filing systems, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, offices, office worker, office workers, recruitment, labelling, labels, insult, insulted, insulting, insults, jerks, creeps, losers, scum, cv, curriculum vitae"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
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idiot, idiots, hiring, hire, hires, hired, new guy, new guys, diversity, workplace diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, positive discrimination, moron, morons, unqualified, incompetent, incompetence, application, applications, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, worker, workers, working, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."
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talk show, talk shows, interview, interviews, interviewing, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity interview, celebrity interviews, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, drug, prescription, prescriptions, medicine, medicines, big pharma, pill, pills, side effect, side effects, accomplishment, accomplishments, late night, late night talk show, late night talk shows, career, careers"We're looking for people to fire."
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honest, honesty, honesty is the best policy, hire, hired, hiring, hires, personnel, hr, h r, h.r., human resources, business, big business, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, exec, execs, executive, manager, management, corporate, corporation, corporations, employment, employed, fire, fired, firing, office worker, office drone, office drones, excuse, excuses, interview, interviews, interview skills, capitalism, late stage capitalism, sardonic, sarcastic"I would have made it big in Heaven if it hadn't been for the policy wonks."
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heaven, heavenly, policy wonk, policy wonks, satan, lucifer, hell, hades, devil, devils, satanic, technicality, technicalities, lament, laments, lamenting, lamentation, interview, interviews, interviewing, gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, whinge, whinges, whinging, celebrity interview, celebrity interviews"We have only jobs here, Mr. Sanderson, not 'gigs.' "
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gig, gigs, personnel, personnel department, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, job, jobs, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, demand, demands, demanding, temp, temps, class divide, class division, class divisions, for hire, contractor, contractors, contracting, contract work, musician, musicians, lingo, jargon"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."
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businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, job, jobs, hiring, strength, strengths, asset, assets, ability, abilities, talent, talents, skill, skills, flattery, sycophancy, corporate culture"Mr. Harrison already sees you."
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nsa, surveillance, offices, working, worker, cctv, cctv camera, cameras, security cam, security camera, security cameras, privacy, personal privacy, privacy policy, private, private life, businessmen, businessman, business men, workplace, workplace surveillance, watched, being watched, paranoia, paranoid, big, brother, meeting, meetings, monitor, monitoring, security, secure, spy, spying, interview, interviews, interviewing, horrible bosses, boss, bosses, orwellian"Would you like to hear about our retirement plan?"
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businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, interview, interviews, interview skills, employment, employ, employed, unemployed, salary, pay cut, cut, cuts, budget cut, budget cuts, undervalued, undersold, undersell, financial crash, negotiate, negotiation, negotiating, contract, contract dispute, contracts, benefit, benefits, cryo, cryofreeze, retirement, retirement plan, retirement plans, human resources"So, where do you see yourself in five thousand years?"
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shinx, the sphinx, ancient egypt, ancient egyptians, pyramids of giza, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, interviewer, interviewers, interview question, interview questions, cliche, cliches, great sphinx of giza, stupid question, stupid questions, monument, monuments, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists"If we give you an office with a window, how do we know you won't just fly away?"
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bird, birds, birdman, birdmen, hiring, hiring process, hire, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, interviewees, human resources, hr, h.r., recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job application, job applications, applicant, applicant, searching for work, looking for a job, applying for a job, searching for a job, employee, employment, promotion, promotions, office manager, office managers, office management, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office space, office spaces, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
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hiring, hiring process, hire, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, interviewees, human resources, hr, h.r., recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, c.v., c.v.s, cv, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job application, job applications, applicant, applicant, criminal record, felony, felonies, felon, felons, convict, convicts, crime, criminal, criminals, searching for a job, searching for work, looking for a job, applying for a job, white-collar crime, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate crime, corruption, unemployment, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barrister, solicitor, solicitors, client, clients, strength, strengths, weakness, weaknesses, suitability, balance"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."
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audition, auditions, electric guitar, electric guitars, acoustic guitar, acoustic guitars, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, guitarist, guitarists, fingerpicking, earthy, musical taste, job interview, job interviews, job candidate, job candidates, interview, interviews, interviewing process"And now here's Jerome with an overview."
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anchor desk, anchorman, anchormen, news, the news, news reader, newsreader, news commentator, news commentators, tv news, television news, birds eye view, birds eye views, the early bird, early bird, early birds, bird, birds, worm, worms, interview, interviews, tv interview, tv interviews, bird-eye view, news program, news programs, news programme, news programmes"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
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resume, resumes, dna, dna smaple, dna samples, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, urine test, urine tests, test, tests, testing, hiring, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, qualification, qualifications, employment officer, employment officers, genetics, gene, genes, job applicant, job applicants, job application, job applications, personnel, gene, genes, genome, genomes, human resources"So—who are you angry at currently?"
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anchor desk, anchorman, anchormen, news, the news, news reader, newsreader, news commentator, news commentators, tv news, television news, news program, news programs, news programme, news programmes, talk show, talk shows, late night show, late night shows, late show, late shows, interview, interviews, political view, political views, rant, rants, anger, angry, guests, left wing, political left, hippy, hippies, social activist, social activism, social activists, celebrity, celebrities