Interviews Cartoons

"Remember when I said I was going to be honest with you, Jeff? That was a big, fat lie."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC43190
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honest, honesty, lie, lies, lying, white lie, white lies, expectation, expectations, sincerity, insincere, sincere, truth, truthteller, truthtellers, truthtelling, truth teller, truth tellers, truth telling, falsehood, falsehoods, false, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, 1 to 1, one to one, 1 2 1

"Any experience?"

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
Search ID:
CC123066
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employment, employ, employed, employer, cv, c v, resume, resumes, resume skills, c v skills, cv skills, interview, interviewee, interviews, interview skills, recruit, recruitment, business, office, offices, hr, h r, human resources, old, older, elderly, old man, experience, experienced, age, ageism, old age, working age, retire, retired, retirement age, retirement

"You're in luck. We have an opening for low man on the totem pole."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43758
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totem pole, totem poles, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporation, corporations, entry level, entry level job, entry level jobs, job opening, job openings, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, personnel, personnel department, hr, hr department, h.r. department, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews

"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC38487
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football, american football, football player, football players, interview, interviews, interviewed, cliche, cliches, cliched, game, games, match, matches, point, points, score, scores, scoring, sports journalist, sports journalists, banal, banality, obvious, agile, test, tests, pretentious, pretentiousness, self-important, self-importance

"What the hell? We could use an idiot."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC120653
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idiot, idiots, hiring, hire, hires, hired, new guy, new guys, diversity, workplace diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, positive discrimination, moron, morons, unqualified, incompetent, incompetence, application, applications, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, worker, workers, working, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC29772
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talk show, talk shows, interview, interviews, interviewing, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity interview, celebrity interviews, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, drug, drugs, prescription, prescriptions, medicine, medicines, big pharma, pill, pills, side effect, side effects, accomplishment, accomplishments, late night, late night talk show, late night talk shows, career, careers

"We have only jobs here, Mr. Sanderson, not 'gigs.' "

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC32989
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gig, gigs, personnel, personnel department, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, job, jobs, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, demand, demands, demanding, temp, temps, class divide, class division, class divisions, for hire, contractor, contractors, contracting, contract work, musician, musicians, lingo, jargon

"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC41790
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new, recruit, recruiting, experience, experiences, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, cvs, lacking, lacks, lack, inexperienced, inexperience, youth, young, qualification, qualifications, under-qualified, under qualified, recruit, recruitment, recruiting, recruits, recruiter, recruiters, training, trainers, interview, interviews, hiring, hires, hired, hires

"Miss Gaines, send in someone who reminds me of myself as a lad."

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
CC33118
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intercom, executive, ceo, chief executive officer, middle aged, middle age, middle-aged, middle-age, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, business, businesses, film, tb, cliched, interview, promotion, interviews, promotions, recruitment, hiring, hire, hires, old age

"You don't look like a Dave."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC34496
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personnel, personnel department, recruitment, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, name, names, fit, fits, fitting, hr department, human resources, human resources department, human resources departments, dave, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing

"Mr. Harrison already sees you."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC123902
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nsa, surveillance, offices, working, worker, cctv, cctv camera, cameras, security cam, security camera, security cameras, privacy, personal privacy, privacy policy, private, private life, businessmen, businessman, business men, workplace, workplace surveillance, watched, being watched, paranoia, paranoid, big, brother, meeting, meetings, monitor, monitoring, security, secure, spy, spying, interview, interviews, interviewing, horrible bosses, boss, bosses, orwellian

The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC35113
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vanilla, pudding, puddings, dessert, desserts, sweet, sweets, invent, invention, recipe, recipes, food, foods, vanilla pudding, vanilla puddings, home cooked, home cooking, story, stories, interview, interviews, interviewing, old, timeless, classic, classics, classical

"I'm looking to hire someone who can be acquiescent without making me uncomfortably aware of it."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC142633
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underling, underlings, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, acquiesce, acquiescing, subservient, subservience, attitude, attitudes, boss, bosses, manager, managers, corporate culture, power trip, power trips, new hire, new hires, ideal employee, ideal employees, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, honest, honesty, self-aware, self-awareness

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC140959
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nomad, nomads, nomadic, modern, modernity, modern life, culture shock, wander, wanderer, hobo, hobos, homeless, interview, resume, cv, cvs, resumes, job, jobs, hob interview, work, working, job search, employ, employed, employment, employs, employer, employee, employers, employees, hr, h r, human resources, human resource, interview, interviews, interviewee, training, trainer, trainee, cudgel, cudgels, h r nightmare, unemployed, unemployment, job search, out of work, technology, old fashioned

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
Search ID:
CC141548
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freudian slip, freudian slips, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, mustachioed, moustachioed, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviewing, recruiter, recruiters, long-term, long-term plan, long-term plans, long-term goal, long-term goals, goal, goals, five year plan, five year plans, interview question, interview questions

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC143265
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good cop, bad cop, good cops, bad cops, good cop bad cop, cop, cops, police, police officer, police officers, detective, detectives, interview, interviews, interviewed, interviewing, incompetent, incompetents, mistake, mistakes, crime, criminal, criminal, crimes, interrogation, interrogate, interrogates, investigate, investigation, misunderstanding, misunderstood, misunderstands

Good cop, bad cop, Terry Gross.

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
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CC143007
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terry gross, fresh air, npr, national public radio, program, programs, good cop, bad cop, interrogate, interrogates, interrogating, interrogation, interrogations, interview, interviews, interviewing, interviewer, interviewers, police, police department, radio personality, radio personalities, police department, police departments

"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."

Artist:
Chitty, Tom
Search ID:
CC143494
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job, jobs, job offer, job offers, desire, desires, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruitment, lazy, laziness, position, positions, want, wants, need, needs, new perspective, new perspectives, different perspective, different perspectives, hr department, human resources, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers

"I suggest that in future you eat all your lunch."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
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CC31734
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mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, lunch, lunches, packed lunch, packed lunches, boss, bosses, supervisor, unusual relationship, eating, eat, food, foods, appraisal, child, children, kid, kids, harsh, telling off, review, interview, reviews, interviews, dynamic, unusual dynamic, family business, business, businesses, insult, insulted, ground, grounded

"Welcome aboard!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC35792
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pirate, pirates, piracy, pirate ship, pirate ships, hire, hired, hiring, hiring officer, hiring officers, hr department, human resources, personnel department, recruit, recruits, new recruit, new recruits, new job, new jobs, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, job offer, job offers, new recruit, new recruits, recruit, recruits, sailor, sailors, sailing

"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC27909
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"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC32689
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underqualified, overqualified, employment agency, employment agencies, employments, employee, employees, exploit, exploits, exploiting, exploitation, middle manager, middle managers, manager, managers, recruit, recruits, recruitment, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, late capitalism, capitalist, capitalism, middle ground, middle grounds, personnel, personnel department, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC119519
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critic, critics, scare, scares, scaring, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, press conference, press conferences, press briefing, press briefings, interview, interviews, white house, president, presidents, press pool, press pools, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, scary story, scary stories, political agenda, political agendas, flashlight, flashlights, torch, torches, journalist, journalists, journalism, frighten, frightens, frightening, press secretary, press secretaries

"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC29541
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interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, recruit, recruitment, recruiter, personal data, personal data protection, gdpr, intrusive, intrusion, unnecessary, personal information, dental health, dental hygiene, company policy, company policies, teeth, overzealous, job applicant, job application, company routine, company routines, interfere, interfering, forward, forwardness, entitled, entitlement

"I'm wearing this ribbon to help raise public awareness of my breasts."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC119347
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ribbon, ribbons, red carpet, red carpets, dress, dresses, public awareness, public awareness campaign, public awareness campaigns, cause, causes, bring attention, bringing attention, cleavage, breast, scantily clad, reporter, reporters, celebrity reporter, celebrity reporters, celebrity, celebrities, movie star, movie stars, interview, interviews, red carpet, red carpets