Intoxicated Cartoons

Intoxicated Cartoons

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"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."

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"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."

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"I just pray to God that none of those poor, dear, innocent children ever see you when you get like this!"

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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times—Hey! I'm taking to you! It was the best of times..."

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"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

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"You go back to the party, Mr. McMurtrie. I'll handle him."

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"Tipping point achieved. Give me my check please, Louie."

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"Intraday I was really drunk."

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"That's enough for you, pal."

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"So I says to your husband, 'Mr. Blanchard, go home to your wife.' To which he retorts, 'You go home to her.' Ergo my presence."

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"'In vino veritas?' You can't handle the veritas!"

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"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"

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"I'm not a mean drunk—I'm just damned insensitive."

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"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

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Ol' Drunken Stupor

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The Stages of Wine

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"You may switch to the less expensive wine now."

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My first mistake.

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"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

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"But she'll come down eventually, and she'll come down hard."

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At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."

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"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC120789   High Res: 3000x1013 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, running a bar, running a pub, haven, escape, heaven, paradise, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, friendly drunk, friendly drunks, inebriated, intoxicated, patron, patrons, customer, customers

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"But the people,Your Majesty! The people are not happy."

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"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

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"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC32230   High Res: 2707x1209 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, intoxicated, inebriated, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, talkative, outgoing, extrovert, extroverts, extroverted

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