"This is Lawrence - he does something with right-wing smearing."
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"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"
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"And this is Brother Elvis."
"You may have heard me on 'Fresh Air with Terry Gross.' I'm Terry Gross."
"Good to meet you, too, Sarah. See you in the A.M."
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"You simply must meet my husband."
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"This is Harriet Felton and her sister ship, Dawn."
"I'd like you to meet Nan and Leo, but I think you already know Nan from back when it was Nan and Ralph."
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"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
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"Creative, imaginative, and fierce-these are just a few of the words that I'm reading off the teleprompter."
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"This is my friend Robert Shapiro, except he's not the real Robert Shapiro."
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A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".
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"Shaded blue box on our org chart, meet dotted red arrow."
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"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."
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"She's a doormat with teeth."
"Honey, this is Jack. He's the one who taught me how to do that thing you like."
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"And this is Ann Braverman - one of the legendary ladies of Stuyvesant Town."
"Have I got a girl for you!"
Alice meets Dorothy
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"This is Mahoney - he's one of our youngest farts."
"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."
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"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."
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"Hi. I'm, I'm, I'm... You'll have to forgive me, I'm terrible with names."
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"Sure I remember you. Have a Nice Day, right? I thought you were dead."
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"This is the Lincoln Tunnel I've told you so much about."