"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
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40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
Author Will Text You 1-3 p.m.
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"I went the entire day without any human interaction."
"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"
"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."
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"I have a bad association with people."
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"I'm only going to the party because the suicide attempt failed."
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"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."
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"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."
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"These are some of my new friends from birthing class."
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"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."
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"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."
"I miss handshakes"
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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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"He's not very exciting in social situations but on the net he's a wildman."
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"I'm still a work-in-hiding."
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"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."
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"How do I look? Is my bow tie straight? Am I having a good time yet?"
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"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."
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"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."
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"By your powers combined, I am going outside."
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