"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, surprise, surprises, unexpected, out of body experience, out of body experiences, sleepwalk, sleepwalking, sleepwalker, sleepwalkers, sleep walk, sleep walking, sleep walker, sleep walkers, astral projection, astral projections, excuse, excuses, making excuses, obe, obes, autoscopy, autoscopies, doppelganger, doppelgangerd, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buck
"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."
Tags:mother, mothers, mothering, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother in law, mother in laws, mothers in law, overbearing, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, overbearing mother, overbearing mothers, mollycoddle, mollycoddled, mollycoddling, strict, strict parent, strict parents, strict mother, strict mothers, strict parenting, intrude, intrusive, boosy, bossy boots, stalking, stalker, controlling, controlling mother, controlling mothers, over controlling, harassed, harassment, harasser, flying the nest, domineering, domineer, domineering mother, domineering mothers, domineering parent, domineering parents, car, cars, drive, driving, driver, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, on holiday, on vacations, road trip, roadtrip, road-trip, abroad, holiday abroad
Tags:insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressive
"That's not how I sat on you."
"If I told you where the happy place in my mind is, you'd start showing up there and ruin it."
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, happy place, happy places, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, meditation, meditating, peace, peaceful, zone out, zoning out, zoned out, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, intruding, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, mindfulness
"Can I get you any more deafening loudness?"
Tags:eating out, dining out, restaurant music, restaurant, background music, loud music, atmosphere, crowded restaurant, crowded restaurants, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, intrude, intrusion, intrusive, deafening, deafened, atmospheric music, creating an atmosphere, modern life, modern times
"Hey Frank, before you quit for the day can you go over these figures?"
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, workaholic, workaholism, workaholics, bringing work home, sleeping at the office, office worker, office workers, accountant, accountants, accounting, work late, working late, crossing boundaries, bedtime, bedtimes, sleep, sleeping, going to bed, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions
"You'll see it when it's done."
Tags:construction, construction worker, construction workers, construction site, construction sites, secret, secret, nosy, nosiness, snooping, snoop, snooping around, building, building site, building site, protect, protective, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, intrude, intrusion, intrusive, inquisitive, inquisitiveness, unfinished, sneak a peek, sneaking a peek, hole in the fence, under construction, under-construction
"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"
Tags:modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, working weekends, bringing work home, overworked, overworking, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, weekend, weekends, the weekends, no holiday
"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"
"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."
"Whoa, check it out - Bill Murray just crashed our cartoon!"
Tags:bill murray, cameo, cameos, cameo appearance, cameo appearances, crash, crashes, crashing, show up, shows up, showing up, viral, viral video, viral videos, therapy, therapy session, therapy sessions, intrude, intrudes, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, reflexive, break the fourth wall, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars
"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."
Tags:mom, mothers, mum, mums, motherhood, overbearing mothers, overbearing mom, overbearing mothers, photobomb, photobombing, photobomber, model, models, modeling, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, mollycoddle, mollycoddling, mollycoddled, parents, parenthood, motherhood, strict parent, strict parents, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, pose, posing, art gallery, art galleries, trust, trusting, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, intrude, omnipresent
"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"
Tags:honeymoons, overworked, overworking, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern expectations, expectations, high expectations, intrude, intruding, intrusive, intrusion, intrusions, interruption, interruptions, demanding, high pressure, under pressure, high pressure job, high pressure jobs
"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"
Tags:duck, ducks, evangelism, evangelical christian, evangelical christians, evangelist, evangelists, canvassing, political canvassing, advocacy, christian gospel, ministry, public preaching, public preacher, public preachers, spreading to word, conversion, conversions, irritation, irritating, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, atheist, atheists
Adam and Eve on CCTV
Tags:garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, modern life, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technology, modern tech, cctv, cctv camera, surveillance camera, surveillance camera, spying, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusive, old testament, the old testament, biblical, the bible, biblical, christianity, christian, judaism, jewish, christians
"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"
Meet the Author's Mother
"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."
"I miss helicopter parenting."
"The fish sticks here are very good."
Tags:seagull, seagulls, fish stick, fish sticks, city life, urban life, restaurant, inconvenient, inconvenience, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, sharing a table, sharing your table, sharing a meal, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, fish
"We're all just as excited as we can be about your choice for lunch, sir!"
Tags:lunch, lunches, eating out, dining out, wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, career choice, career choices, public figure, public figures, lunch option, intrude, intruding, intrusive, enthusiastic, enthusiasm, overenthusiastic, tip, tips, customer service
Tags:helicopter parent, helicopter parents, overparent, overparenting, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, overbearing, intrude, intruding, intrusion, mother, mothering, hoverboard, hoverboards, hover board, hover boards, hover-boards, circle, circling, surround, surrounding, interrogate, interrogating, interrogation, interrogations, pressure, pressurise, pressurising, pressurised, pressurize, pressurizing, pressurized
"Would you mind? I enjoy leading a life of quiet desperation."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, intrude, intrusion, intrusion, interruption, interruptions, long-term relationships, desperation, quiet desperation, pretention, pretension, pretentious, conceit, conceited, depressed, depression, poor communication
"Fine, ignore me—that's cool! I'm no stranger to unwanted advances myself."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, sunbathers, sunbathing, unwanted advances, unwanted advance, chat up, chat-up, chatting up, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, annoy, annoying, annoyance, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, reject, rejections, rejected, rejection, male entitlement, male ego, harass, harassment, harassing, toxic masculinity