"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."
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"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"
"About these experiments you've conducted for twelve years. . . no one remembers hiring you."
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"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."
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"Excuse me, folks - could I see your tickets?"
"Will you stop bothering us? We already have a brokerage firm."
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"There's no intruder, officer. It was just other raccoons."
"Whoops! Sorry, wrong planet."
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"What part pf 'private beach' don't you understand?"
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"Who's the new guy?"
"Your web shopping data and browser history tell a very different story."
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"My security system sucks."
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too, and there she is on Screen Nine!"
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"We've built on their ancestral moonshining grounds."
"I've detected an intruder."