"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
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"If I told you where the happy place in my mind is, you'd start showing up there and ruin it."
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"Hey Frank, before you quit for the day can you go over these figures?"
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, workaholic, workaholism, workaholics, bringing work home, sleeping at the office, office worker, office workers, accountant, accountants, accounting, work late, working late, crossing boundaries, bedtime, bedtimes, sleep, sleeping, going to bed, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions
"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"
"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."
"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."
Tags:chinese menu, chinese menus, fax, faxes, fax machine, fax machines, advertise, advertises, advertising, advert, adverts, intrusive, intruding, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, takeout, takeouts, take out, take out place, take out places, menu, menus, door-to-door, modern life, modern times
"Whoa, check it out - Bill Murray just crashed our cartoon!"
Tags:bill murray, cameo, cameos, cameo appearance, cameo appearances, crash, crashes, crashing, show up, shows up, showing up, viral, viral video, viral videos, therapy, therapy session, therapy sessions, intrude, intrudes, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, reflexive, break the fourth wall, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars
"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"
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"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"
Tags:duck, ducks, evangelism, evangelical christian, evangelical christians, evangelist, evangelists, canvassing, political canvassing, advocacy, christian gospel, ministry, public preaching, public preacher, public preachers, spreading to word, conversion, conversions, irritation, irritating, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, atheist, atheists
Adam and Eve on CCTV
Tags:garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, modern life, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technology, modern tech, cctv, cctv camera, surveillance camera, surveillance camera, spying, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusive, old testament, the old testament, biblical, the bible, biblical, christianity, christian, judaism, jewish, christians
"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"
Meet the Author's Mother
"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."
"I miss helicopter parenting."
"The fish sticks here are very good."
Tags:seagull, seagulls, fish stick, fish sticks, city life, urban life, restaurant, inconvenient, inconvenience, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, sharing a table, sharing your table, sharing a meal, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, fish
"We're all just as excited as we can be about your choice for lunch, sir!"
Tags:lunch, lunches, eating out, dining out, wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, expensive restaurant, expensive restaurants, career choice, career choices, public figure, public figures, lunch option, intrude, intruding, intrusive, enthusiastic, enthusiasm, overenthusiastic, tip, tips, customer service
Tags:helicopter parent, helicopter parents, overparent, overparenting, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, overbearing, intrude, intruding, intrusion, mother, mothering, hoverboard, hoverboards, hover board, hover boards, hover-board, hover-boards, circle, circling, surround, surrounding, interrogate, interrogating, interrogation, interrogations, pressure, pressurise, pressurising, pressurised, pressurize, pressurizing, pressurized
"Fine, ignore me—that's cool! I'm no stranger to unwanted advances myself."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, sunbathers, sunbathing, unwanted advances, unwanted advance, chat up, chat-up, chatting up, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, annoy, annoying, annoyance, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, reject, rejections, rejected, rejection, male entitlement, male ego, harass, harassment, harassing, toxic masculinity
"Who do I see to get big government off my back?"
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, government, big government, tax, taxes, irritated, irritation, irritations, the government, interventionist, intruding, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, interventionism, socialist, socialist, socialists, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
Gillian, Barry, and the Price of a Small Braque
Tags:artwork, artworks, famous painting, famous paintings, famous artist, famous artists, art market, the art market, investment, investments, investor, investors, security, security guard, security guard, expensive painting, expensive paintings, museum guard, museum guards, art gallery guard, art gallery guards, bedroom scene, invasion of privacy, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, braque, georges braque, paying the price
"Will you stop bothering us? We already have a brokerage firm."
Tags:brokerage firm, brokerage firms, broker, brokers, stock, stocks, stockbroker, investor, investors, investment, investments, investment firm, investment firms, persistent, persistence, salesman, salesmen, intrusive, intruder, intruders, intruding, nuisance, nuisances, irritation, irritations, irritating, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, privacy, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, ubiquitous, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, relentless
Reading Over your Shoulder
"What part pf 'private beach' don't you understand?"
Tags:monster, monsters, crocodile, crocodiles, evolution, theory of evolution, private beach, private beaches, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, private land, intrude, intruding, intruder, intruders, intrusion, intrusions
"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"
Tags:harass, harassing, hopeless, hopelessness, harassed, intrude, intruding, intrusion, pointless, pointlessness, stopped in the street, questionnaire, questionnaires, evangelist, evangelists, evangelical, charity worker, charity workers, the big questions, lifes mysteries, life's mysteries, chugging, chugger, chuggers, fundraising, fundraiser, fundraisers
"I thought he was a friend of yours."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, friend, friends, stranger, strangers, overworked, overworking, crazy, going crazy, going mad, climbing trees, interloper, interlopers, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, park, parks, city park, city parks, city life, public park, public parks, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers