"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
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"Forgive me, Doris, but some computer hacker from Roslyn, Long Island, has just gained access to my feelings."
Tags:insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressive
"That's not how I sat on you."
"If I told you where the happy place in my mind is, you'd start showing up there and ruin it."
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, happy place, happy places, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, meditation, meditating, peace, peaceful, zone out, zoning out, zoned out, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, intruding, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, mindfulness
"Hey Frank, before you quit for the day can you go over these figures?"
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, workaholic, workaholism, workaholics, bringing work home, sleeping at the office, office worker, office workers, accountant, accountants, accounting, work late, working late, crossing boundaries, bedtime, bedtimes, sleep, sleeping, going to bed, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions
"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."
"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"
Tags:modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, intrude, intrusion, intrusions, working weekends, bringing work home, overworked, overworking, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, weekend, weekends, the weekends, no holiday
"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"
"Whoa, check it out - Bill Murray just crashed our cartoon!"
Tags:bill murray, cameo, cameos, cameo appearance, cameo appearances, crash, crashes, crashing, show up, shows up, showing up, viral, viral video, viral videos, therapy, therapy session, therapy sessions, intrude, intrudes, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, reflexive, break the fourth wall, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars
"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."
Tags:mom, mothers, mum, mums, motherhood, overbearing mothers, overbearing mom, overbearing mothers, photobomb, photobombing, photobomber, model, models, modeling, overbearing parent, overbearing parents, mollycoddle, mollycoddling, mollycoddled, parents, parenthood, motherhood, strict parent, strict parents, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, pose, posing, art gallery, art galleries, trust, trusting, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, intrude, omnipresent
"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"
Tags:honeymoons, overworked, overworking, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern expectations, expectations, high expectations, intrude, intruding, intrusive, intrusion, intrusions, interruption, interruptions, demanding, high pressure, under pressure, high pressure job, high pressure jobs
"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"
Tags:duck, ducks, evangelism, evangelical christian, evangelical christians, evangelist, evangelists, canvassing, political canvassing, advocacy, christian gospel, ministry, public preaching, public preacher, public preachers, spreading to word, conversion, conversions, irritation, irritating, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, atheist, atheists
Meet the Author's Mother
"The fish sticks here are very good."
Tags:seagull, seagulls, fish stick, fish sticks, city life, urban life, restaurant, inconvenient, inconvenience, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, sharing a table, sharing your table, sharing a meal, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, fish
"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."
"How can I work with you constantly looking over my shoulder?"
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, ventriloquists dummy, ventriloquist dummy, ventriloquists dummies, ventriloquist's dummy, ventriloquist's dummies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, intrusion, intrusions, intrusive, intrusiveness, looking over your shoulder, controlling, controling, overbearing, over-bearing, management style, management styles, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses
"Fine, ignore me—that's cool! I'm no stranger to unwanted advances myself."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, sunbathers, sunbathing, unwanted advances, unwanted advance, chat up, chat-up, chatting up, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, annoy, annoying, annoyance, interrupt, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, reject, rejections, rejected, rejection, male entitlement, male ego, harass, harassment, harassing, toxic masculinity
"Excuse me, folks - could I see your tickets?"
"Who do I see to get big government off my back?"
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, government, big government, tax, taxes, irritated, irritation, irritations, the government, interventionist, intruding, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, interventionism, socialist, socialist, socialists, tax avoidance, tax evasion, tax dodging, tax avoider, tax avoiders, tax dodger, tax dodgers, tax evader, tax evaders, offshore account, offshore accounts, offshore bank account, offshore bank accounts, offshore banking, tax haven, tax havens
Gillian, Barry, and the Price of a Small Braque
Tags:artwork, artworks, famous painting, famous paintings, famous artist, famous artists, art market, the art market, investment, investments, investor, investors, security, security guard, security guard, expensive painting, expensive paintings, museum guard, museum guards, art gallery guard, art gallery guards, bedroom scene, invasion of privacy, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, braque, georges braque, paying the price
"There's no intruder, officer. It was just other raccoons."
"Hello, dear. This is Mom. Have you lost your mind or what?"
Tags:phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, phone message, phone messages, voicemail, voicemail message, voicemail messages, leave a voicemail, voice mail, voice mail message, voice mail messages, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, intrusive, intrusion, intrusions, irritation, irritations, on call, modern life
"What part pf 'private beach' don't you understand?"
Tags:monster, monsters, crocodile, crocodiles, evolution, theory of evolution, private beach, private beaches, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, private land, intrude, intruding, intruder, intruders, intrusion, intrusions
"I thought he was a friend of yours."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, friend, friends, stranger, strangers, overworked, overworking, crazy, going crazy, going mad, climbing trees, interloper, interlopers, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, park, parks, city park, city parks, city life, public park, public parks, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers