"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."
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"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."
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"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
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"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."
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"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"
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"I prefer to pillage from the right and govern from the center."
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"The siege was yesterday."
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"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, car lot, car lots, dealership, dealerships, care salesman, car salesmen, used car salesmen, used car salesman, used car, used cars, touch, touching, physical contact, space bubble, space invasion, invade, invasion, invasive, personal space, creepy, touchy, touchy-feely, extra, price, prices, negotiate, negotiating, deal, deals, sale, sales, sell, buy, buyer, buyers, customer, customers, money
"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."
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"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."
Tags:neocon, neocons, neoconservative, neoconservatives, neoconservatism, polarized, polarization, political polarization, divided household, divided households, imperialism, imperialist, imperialists, colonialism, colonialist, colonialists, invade, invades, invading, invasion, invasions, west indies, wife, wives, husband, husbands, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, disagree, disagrees, haiti, haitian, intervention, interventionist, interventionism, military intervention, united states, america, american, political leanings
"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
Tags:astrologer, astrologers, astrology, invade, invades, invading, invasion, invasions, norman, normans, horoscope, horoscopes, luck, good luck, war, wars, warring, warfare, predict, predicts, predicting, prediction, predictions, psychic, psychics, argue, argues, arguing, battle, battles, battling, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune telling, start a war, starting a war, england, united kingdom
"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."
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"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, ant, ants, picnic, picnics, party, parties, crashing, crash, crashing a party, crash a party, invade, invasion, invasions, five minutes, 5 minutes, leave, anti-social, antisocial, unsociable, introvert, introverts, introverted
"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."
Tags:monsters, monster, beast, beasts, dragons, dragon, dinosaur, dinosaurs, carnivores, carnivore, man-eater, man-eaters, invasion, invaded, invade, destroy, destroyed, snack, snacks, food, foods, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, medical, prescription, prescriptions, antidepressants, antidepressant, mental health, mental illness, depression, anxiety, stress, over medicate, doctor, doctors, drug, drugged, pharmaceutical, overmedicate, overmedicates, overmedicating, overmedication, over-medicates, over-medicating, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, prescription, prescriptions
"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."
Tags:castle, castles, conquer, conquerer, conquerers, conquers, conquering, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, siege, sieges, invade, invade, invades, siege warfare, add on, add ons, add-on, add-ons, extension, extensions, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royals, royal family, palace, palaces, royal resident, royal residents
Tags:sarcasm, sarcastic, beware, beware of the dog, beware of dog, dog, dogs, guard dog, guard dogs, protection, protected, protect, protecting, warning, warning signs, warning sign, barbarian, barbarians, troops, troop, war, war zone, battle, battles, wars, military, attack dog, scared, scary, gate keeper, invade, invasion, invaded, castle, castles, royal, royalty
"Can I help you?"
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, can i help you, receptionist, receptionists, reception, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, intrude, intrusions, intrusion, intruding, unnecessary, modern life, modern times, invade, invasive, surprise, surprises, surprised, personal space
"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"
Tags:alien, aliens, alien takeover, extraterrestrial, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, extraterrestrials, martian, martians, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, flying saucers, outer space, space, space travel, monster, monsters, fear, terror, scared, afraid, invade, invasion, panic, panicking, sci fi, sci-fi, science, science fiction, parallel universe, alternate universe, alternate reality, fantasy
"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."
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How's my abducting?
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Attila the Horizontally Mobile