Invade Cartoons

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"This next song goes out to anyone who's ever been in love with the idea of invading Iran."

"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."

"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."

"It's not fair - they have a much bigger payroll!"

"I prefer to pillage from the right and govern from the center."

"The siege was yesterday."

"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

"A couple more sieges and I'll go into political commentary."

"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."

"Damn!"

"Can I help you?"

"One small step for a znargh—a giant stride for znarghkind!"

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

How's my abducting?

Attila the Horizontally Mobile