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"When you add up how much it costs for fuel, supplies, and getting a sitter, it doesn't seem worth it to invade Earth."
"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."
"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."
"We can conquer somebody with a bigger castle, or we can add on."
"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."
Attila the Horizontally Mobile