"It's a boy!"
Tags:metal detector, metal detectors, scanner, scanners, scanning, scan, scans, full-body scan, full-body scans, full-body scanner, full-body scanners, boy, boys, girl, girls, pregnancy, pregnancies, ultrasound, ultrasounds, gender reveal, gender reveals, invasive, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, airport security, tsa, tsa agent, tsa agents, airport, airports, frequent flyer, frequent flyers
"Well, all your good deeds appear to be in order - now all that's left is the cavity search."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, good deed, good deeds, requirement, requirements, admission, bureaucracy, security, cavity search, cavity searches, security screening, security screenings, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, invasive, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy
"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."
Tags:personal, personal space, space, close, too close, invasion, invasive, patient, patients, psychiatric, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, feelings, feeling, uncomfortable, discomfort, psychology, psychological, emotions, emotional, problems, problem, problem solving, awkward, awkward moment, awkward moments, freud, freudian
"This is going to be a little invasive."
Tags:appointment, appointments, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, shot, shots, injection, injections, fear of needles, needle phobia, phobia, phobias, invasive, warn, warns, warning, gp, general practitioner, family doctor, bedside manner, procedure, medical procedure, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations
"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, car lot, car lots, dealership, dealerships, care salesman, car salesmen, used car salesmen, used car salesman, used car, used cars, touch, touching, physical contact, space bubble, space invasion, invade, invasion, invasive, personal space, creepy, touchy, touchy-feely, extra, price, prices, negotiate, negotiating, deal, deals, sale, sales, sell, buy, buyer, buyers, customer, customers, money
"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouse, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, gene, genes, genetics, biology, science, genetic testing, dna, d.n.a, dna sample, dna samples, sample, samples, test, tests, creepy, invasive, invasion of privacy, personal privacy, medical, medicine, paternity, modern life
Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline
"Is everything intense, sir?"
Invasion of Privacy
Tags:privacy, lack of privacy, invasion of privacy, newspaper, newspapers, tabloid, tabloids, celebrity, celebrities, reporting, newspaper reporting, intrusion, intrusive, invasive, empty headedness, empty-headness, headline, headlines, gawking, gawker, gawkers, hound, hounding, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossip mags, gossip mag, magazines, magazine, gossip column, gossip columns, empty headed, empty-headed, apologia, formal written defence, formal written defencess
A Semi-Private Person
Tags:privacy, privacy rights, paparazzi, celebrity, celebrities, dating, relationships, marriage, problems, obstacles, wave, waves, waving, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, invasive, invasiveness, personal space, camera, cameras, photographer, photographers, photography, celebrity culture, celeb culture, diana, princess diana, princess di, mankoff
"Can I help you?"
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, can i help you, receptionist, receptionists, reception, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, intrude, intrusions, intrusion, intruding, unnecessary, modern life, modern times, invade, invasive, surprise, surprises, surprised, personal space
"Oh, yes, Paul—whisper sweet sponsored content in my ear."
Tags:ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, sponsored content, advertising, product placement, product placements, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, modern life, invasive, commercial, commercials, promote, promotion, promotions, endorsements, endorsement, endorse, commercialisation, commercialization, seduction, seductions, seduce, seduces, seducing, valentine's day, valentines day, valentine, valentines
"We'd cook out more often if it weren't for these damned monitor lizards."
"The results show your masculinity to be benign, but let's keep an eye on it."
Tags:masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, toxic, toxicity, benign, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnoses, test result, test results, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, diagnosing, cancer, cancers, cancerous, oncologist, oncologists, oncology, feminist, feminists, men, man, invasive, threaten, threatens, threatening, keep an eye on it, observe, observes, observing, observation, observations, under observation, patient, patients
"I'll be passing my tape measure over your buttocks, then coming up the inside of your leg. Is that O.K.?"
Going through the wringer at airport security
Tags:airport, airports, air travel, flying, passenger, passengers, security, security check, tsa, transport security administration, department of homeland security, officer, officers, screening, security screening, screenings, security screenings, invasive, intrusive, detector, detectors, scanner, scanners, mangle, twist, squish, squash, protection, prevention, regulation, regulations, wringer, wringers, machine, machines, metal detector, metal detectors, safety
"Your web shopping data and browser history tell a very different story."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychiatrists, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, smartphone, smartphone, s, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, browser history, shopping data, browser histories, checking your history, deleting browser history, web data, web shopping data, internet tracking, internet tracing, snoopers charter, snoopers' charter, snooper's charter, invasive, invasive technology, invasive technologies, intrude, intrusion, intruder, intruders, internet privacy