"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."
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The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison
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"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."
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Before The Wheel
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"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"
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"Some Debussy, Igor."
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Frankenstein's Reading Light
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The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding
"I love it when something has many uses."
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"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."
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"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."
"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."
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"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."
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'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
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"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."
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Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You're telling me that this whole time you've just been making up the horoscopes?"
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Toddler Feeding Solutions
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"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."
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Caveman wheels stone wheel suitcase.
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"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."
"Oh, great, more innovative variations on things."
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"I'm glad you finally found a use for all this things."
Caveman is criticised for the invention of the wheel.
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"You're just making up that last part."
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