"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."
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"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."
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A truck salts the road.
"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
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"So what are you the earl of?"
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"My next big project is brakes."
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The night they invented champagne.
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"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."
"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
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"Renk just discovered beard oil."
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Crap from the future.
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"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
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"It advanced the technology, but it's not a game changer."
"Not without inventing a helmet, you don't!"
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"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
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"Good start, Maxwell. Now concentrate a bit more on aesthetics."
"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."
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"With your idea and my nothing, we could be rich."
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When the Inventor of the Wheel Met the Inventor of the Deal.
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"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."
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"They, like, invented retro."
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Before The Wheel
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"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."