"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."
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"So what are you the earl of?"
"My next big project is brakes."
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The night they invented champagne.
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A robot dog urinates nuts and bolts on a fire hydrant.
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Crap from the future.
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"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
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"It advanced the technology, but it's not a game changer."
"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."
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"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."
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When the Inventor of the Wheel Met the Inventor of the Deal.
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"They, like, invented retro."
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"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."
"Some Debussy, Igor."
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The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute
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"Not just a wheel, Trog, but a wheel of aged Parmigiano Reggiano!"
"But, Father, is running away ever answer?"
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"To the better mousetrap."
"Who left the oatmeal grape cake out all night?"
"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."
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"So much for kinetic art, eh, Leo?"
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"I like it, but the women will never wear it."
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'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'
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"Are you married to the name?"
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