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"Og discovered fire, and Thorak invented the wheel. There's nothing left for us."
"Some Debussy, Igor."
"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
1943: Woody Guthrie invents putting a sticker on your guitar
"I've invented the plastic straw! It's so durable that, from now on, every man, woman, and child will only need a single straw for their lifetime!"
A caveman invents the bagel.