"Never bring a wife to a gunfight. That's Day One stuff, guys."
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turtle, turtles, animal, animals, tortoise, tortoises, shell, shells, back, on your back, invert, inverted, struggle, struggling, criticise, criticism, critic, criticize, empathy, empathetic, sympathy, sympathetic, metaphor, metaphorical"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"
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interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, childish, nostalgic, imagery, nostalgic image, innocence, clash, clashing, obstruct, obstruction, commute, commuter, inconvenience, inconvenient"Listen, you little punk—I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a lady whose aunt lives next to a guy who cleans the pool of a guy who could have your legs broken."
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threaten, threat, threatened, threatens, connection, connections, ties, tie, connected, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, poser, posing, pose, posed, fake, faker, pathetic, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts"Instead of plastic garbage bags, I thought we could try these earth-friendly canvas totes."
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cosa nostra, sicilian, sicily, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, clash, clashing, gangster, gangsters, polite, politely, caring, environmental, environmentally friendly, environmentalism, environmentalist, environment, global warming, eco friendly, eco-friendly, ecological, plastic, plastics, grave, graves"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."
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interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, childish, nostalgic, imagery, nostalgic image, innocence, clash, clashing, gangster, gangsters, polite, politely, gun, guns, pistolBrutal Interrogation Turned Children's Storytime
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interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, childish, nostalgic, imagery, nostalgic image, innocence, clash, clashing"I can't budge this t'ing. We shoulda popped him before he had dinner."
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interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, dinner, burial, burials, coffin, coffins, weight, fat, full"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"
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child, childish, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, prodigy, prodigal, prodigies, talent, talented, gift, gifted, quartet, quartets, string, string quartet, chamber music, chamber, musician, musicians, music, musical, classical music, wolfgang, amadeus, mozart, wolfgang amadeus mozart, celebrities, celebrity, come out and play, come out to play, cello, cellos, violin, violins, viola, violas, bassoon, bassoons, clarinet, clarinets, orchestra, orchestral, play, playing, word-play, word play, play on words"I haven't actually whacked anyone in a while, but at this point I can get by purely on endorsements."
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interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, clash, clashing, gangster, gangsters, gun, guns, pistol, consumerism, advertising, advert, adverts, advertise, advertised, endorse, endorsed, endorsements, endorsement, logo, logos, ad, ads, advert, adverts, corporate, sell out, sell-out, passive, big businessA bat unsuccessfully tosses pizza dough.
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bat, bats, pizza, pizzas, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, pizzeria, pizzerias, upside-down, inverted, invert, inverts, dough, bake, bakes, baking, baker, bakers, bread, breads, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, gravity, physics, roost, roosts, roosting, italian, italian food, italian foods, biology, biologist, biologists, design flaw, design flaws, unforeseen consequence, unforeseen consequences"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."
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fishing, fishes, reverse fishing, subvert, subverted, subversion, invert, inverted, inversion, inversions, reverse, reversed, reversal, fish, sea monster, sea, monster, aquatic life, reptiles, reptile, underwater, monstrous, reel him in, hooked, fishhook, fish hook, hook, baits, bait, baiting, baited, fishermen, fisherman, deep sea, memeCountry Music Awards
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, horses, horse, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, modern, modern life, modern world, culture, culture clash, country and western, country, american culture, american music, daddy issues, back off, standoffish, stand-offish, stand offish, rebel, rebels, underwhelm, underwhelming, genre, genres, critique, criticism, music, musician, musicians, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, invert, inversion, inverted, subvert, subverted, subversion, music industry, region, regions, regional, award, awards, unlikely"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."
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check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, breathe, inhale, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, test results, results, bloodwork, blood work, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosed, flip, flipped, invert, inverted, opposite, opposites"We all moved to Brooklyn, Tommy. We like Brooklyn. And now you're going to move to Brooklyn, too."
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interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, brooklyn, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, threat, doom, doomed, gun, guns, violently, urban life, city lifeMugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, hobo, bum, bums, violence, street, street crime, mug, mugged, mugging, pizza, pizzas, obsessed, foodie, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogger, pizza delivery, delivery, take out, take away, takeout, take-out, takeaway'Give Me All The Money In My Account'
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute"You pay your late fines or Babar breaks your pinkie."
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interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, kid, kids, invert, inversion, subvert, subversion, subverted, subverting, subverts, inverts, childish, nostalgic, imagery, nostalgic image, innocence, clash, clashing, gangster, gangsters, polite, politely, library, librarian, book, books, book worm, book worms, book lover, book lovers, characters, character, fine, fines, late fines, libraries, public library"Sand! Sand!"
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reversal, reverse, reversed, invert, inverted, inversion, subvert, subverted, subversion, spoof, parody, parodied, imagery, familiar, stereotype, stereotypes, desert, in the desert, hallucinate, hallucination, sand, sands, lost, stranded, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, suburban, urban, modern world, ecology, ecological, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, backyard, back yard, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, climate, climates, crawl, crawling, situation, situational, situations"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, video, videos, camera, camera, son camera, on-camera, camcorder, handheld, getaway, getaways, foiled, foiled again, stupid, stupidity, idiot, idiocy"We can do this the easy way or we can do this the cute way."
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robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, criminal, criminals, image gag, pun, play on words, word play, word-play, technical, technically, technicality, bank, heist, heists, invert, inverted, wait a minute, easy way, hard way, cute, puppy, puppies, hostage, hostagesSpaghetti Eastern
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spaghetti western, wild west, old west, west, spaghetti eastern, western, westerns, east side, eastern, business, businesses, tech, technology, technological, executive, exec, execs, executives, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, cell phone, cell, cells, mobile, mobile phones, phone, phones, businessmen, businessman, wall street, wall-street, shoot out, shoot outs, duel, duels, duelling, draw, subvert, subversion, subverting, subverts, invert, inverts, inversion, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypingBedtime Of The Gods
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ancient, ancient egypt, egypt, egyptian, egyptians, pagan, paganism, pagans, personification, personify, bedtime, teeth, tooth, toothbrush, dental, dental hygiene, dental care, oral, oral hygiene, toothpaste, floss, tooth paste, flossing, offering, offerings, sacrifice, sacrificing, god, gods, avatar, descended, descending, primitive, early man, primitive man, religious, religion, religious offering, religious imagery, invert, inverted, inversionAn Uber Car Named Desire
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streetcar, classic, classic film, classic cinema, classic theatre, classics of theatre, classic theater, classic literature, inversion, invert, inverted, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, play, plays